Bring on the next year already! I hate these artificial days with no real players and lots of phony action. We are ready for the New Year here at

Cramer Berkowitz

and this kind of sleepy, one-armed trading bugs the heck out of me. No research. No deals. No news. Nothing.

I can't wait for 2000. We've got a million new stocks to learn including some Swedish, French and Finnish blue-plate specials. We've got mobile commerce on the mind and application services in our ears. We hear the sounds of terrific customer relations management companies and terrific Net infrastructure plays.

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So bring it on. And let's get through this day in one piece so we can trade happily and healthily in 2000.

Random musings

: Weird intersection between fundy and chart! With the exception of

Pfizer

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I agree with, and am long, all of Gary's picks. Birds of a feather? Be careful out there. I saw

MicroStrategy

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down 5 points to 195, and I figured I would be able to take advantage of it and get 2500 shares in. By the time I got it in, I had moved the stock to 206. That is

nuts

!

James J. Cramer is manager of a hedge fund and co-founder of TheStreet.com. At time of the original publication, his fund was long MicroStrategy. His fund often buys and sells securities that are the subject of his columns, both before and after the columns are published, and the positions that his fund takes may change at any time. Under no circumstances does the information in this column represent a recommendation to buy or sell stocks. Cramer's writings provide insights into the dynamics of money management and are not a solicitation for transactions. While he cannot provide investment advice or recommendations, he invites you to comment on his column at

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