So someone comes in and buys a couple of futures and we are off to the races. Yes, it is that absurd and that thin. It is why we have to buy the dips so that we can sell the runs.

While tech couldn't fight its way back, we were very impressed with the banks and the foods and drugs and our portfolio remains equally weighted between tech and boredom.

Boredom's got the edge though.

Random musings:

It is perplexing to wonder where everyone has gone. What happened to all of that money? Is it sitting in cash? Tell me:

Are you:

Committing less to the market than last year?

Enticed by these higher cash returns?

Committing the same amount as ever?

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