My wife and I had to pick up an anniversary card on the hop Saturday and the only place we could find a spot next to was
. Oh man, was this place ever not to be believed. I felt like I was visiting a drug store from the middle ages, a totally unpleasant place to shop.
As we were walking out we passed the
catalogue section, which had nobody staffing it and a handwritten sign saying that you couldn't do layaway. It was dusty and dirty and seemed like nobody had manned it in years.
My wife said that we should short J.C. Penney. I said it was too low. She said it didn't matter, we should short it anyway.
As usual, she was right.
: Weird but true. Last week
announces a big buyback. Today they announce a disappointment. Go figure. Could be bad for
, too... Matt Jacobs' fave pick,
, ramps 30 ahead of a split. We are taking some profits at
but Matt is holding on to his full position in the rotisserie league. Ivester quits
for personal reasons? Were his kids caught drinking
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