Here's a new one:
blows up and calls it a transition year.
What is the company doing? Angling for the first draft choice? Trying to work a big trade? Someone tell First Union this isn't pro sports. There are no transition years in business. We don't wait until next year. We sell you, and we find someone else who can do the job.
Nevertheless, this blowup will color a whole industry that was still dazed by yesterday's putdown by Mike Mayo, the respected
Credit Suisse First Boston
analyst. (Will we ever see "disrespected" or "widely criticized" before the name of an analyst? If we ever do, it won't be before Mayo, who made a pretty prescient call in light of this news.)
Quarters aren't supposed to blow up this early into the proceedings. These guys at First Union don't even have May number yet. Stinkeroooniemcfaddie!
So the game continues. The Net looks like the thing you use after you've gaffed a fish to bring it into the charter. Banks look like they need to hide behind Y2K problems to explain the core weakness. Tech? Rough.
Another day at the office begins.
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