We are instituting new rules at
. When anybody suggests that we go to cover a short or start a new long position when the stock is up,
Matt "Not on my Watch" Jacobs
has to say, "Not a chance, you war criminal."
So, when someone here said, "Hey, how about buying back some
" -- it was down a tad -- Matt was required to say, "Not a chance, you war criminal," which kept that somebody from buying Intel at 118, 117 and 116.
That way the penalty for buying something back that we get crushed on later in the day has less sting because nobody will do it any more. There was a time, between October 1999 and March 10, 2000 where it paid to reach. It paid to buy up-10 because someone else would take you out up-20. You had to buy them up to make money. Now, that's the stupidest strategy in the world. You take the
up 10, you wear it home at a loss! Nasty.
That's why Matt now reads you your Miranda warning before you take stock up. Nobody wants to be a war criminal. This warning saved us a ton today. Maybe we will make it a ritual until the data slows, the holders change and the
gets off our back.
Hate the market? Hate everything about it? Then you probably won't want to be on my AOL chat this afternoon. But I am going to do it anyway. At 5 p.m. Be there or be square ...
blows up ... Auto-parts weakness in Europe and America.
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