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We have to be near a bottom. We just

have

to be. Why? OK, remember during the height of the bubble, we had to put up with that smug

Ameritrade

kid who went around trying to get his boss to buy

Kmart

(KM)

stock online? (A double-whammy of all things: plugging Kmart... at the top!)

Now we have to put up with that sour-grapes

TD Waterhouse

guy. Gee, he's a real ray of sunshine, isn't he? Like Peter Boyle having a really, really bad day. Yikes, just depressing.

Anyway, if smug kid marked the top, Mr. Happy has to mark the bottom. I hope so, anyway!

Today, the

Nasdaq

,

Liz Claiborne

(LIZ)

,

Interpore International

(BONZ)

,

EchoStar Communications

(DISH) - Get Report

,

Macromedia

(MACR)

,

Principal Financial Group

(PFG) - Get Report

and

Schlumberger

(SLB) - Get Report

.

And that is the final word from Park City, Utah, where I am seriously hoping we have more ice skating controversies, not fewer. It's the only thing that's really spiced up this snoozer of an Olympics!

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