For a second there, I almost broke out those Percodans I have left over from my last root canal. What, you ask, would make me want to drug myself in the middle of trading hours? A down-130 day? A vicious
. I owned it. I sold it. The other day. It just got a bid from
But before I could pry off the safety top on the Percodans,
gave me the "good" news: It was a takeunder! The company sold out for less than we sold shares of it for.
It's funny how awful you feel after you've just sold something that got a takeover bid. It feels worse than any loss. It takes your craw (wherever that is) and sticks salt in it after you've been stuck!
I feel like I have been given a reprieve by this takeunder. I can hold my head up high today. Phew!
Before any wise guys email me and say, I am betting against Cramer with
, please note that I
waited for a day when they were going up to write that
piece. Unlike analysts, I don't like dumping on stocks when they're down. ... Lots of sell programs, Nasdaq 100 programs and
Morgan Stanley Hi Tech
index put programs going on today, all with the intent of profiting from the downside. To me, that just means more fodder when they ramp them, as I just don't see things rolling over from here today and I bet these put buyers are short-timers who can't take the pain. I think they will puke these puts as surely as
spews green vomit in my favorite scene of one of my favorite movies.
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