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Steel Cage Matches We'd Like to See
Bob Dornan vs. Bob Barr
Bob Barr vs. Barney Frank
Barney Frank vs. Barney, the purple dinosaur
'Say "Super-dee-duper," Mr. Frank!'
Wrestlers: TitanSports; Barney: Express Newspapers/Archive Photos; Frank: U.S. Govt.
Barney, the purple dinosaur vs. Furby
Furby vs. David Faber
David Faber vs. Richard Grasso
Richard Grasso vs. Robert Reich
Robert Reich vs. Robert Rubin
Robert Rubin vs. Alan Greenspan
"You're gonna lower the discount rate too, boychick!"
Wrestlers: TitanSports; Alan Greenspan: CNN; Robert Rubin: U.S. Treasury Dept.
Alan Greenspan vs. Andrea Mitchell
Andrea Mitchell vs. Dee Dee Myers
Dee Dee Myers vs. Mike McCurry
Mike McCurry vs. Joe Lockhart
Joe Lockhart vs. June Lockhart
June Lockhart vs. Summer Sanders
Summer Sanders vs. Larry Sanders
Larry Sanders vs. Larry Summers
Larry Summers vs. Akebono, champion sumo wrestler
Akebono vs. Leon Cooperman
Leon Cooperman vs. Michael Steinhardt
Michael Steinhardt vs. Marlon Brando
Marlon Brando vs. Joe Battipaglia
Joe Battipaglia vs. Sandy Weill
Sandy Weill vs. John Reed
Sandy and John Reed vs. Jamie Dimon and Steve Black
Jamie Dimon vs. Jessica Bibliowicz
Jessica Bibliowicz vs. Jessica Reif Cohen
Jessica Reif Cohen vs. Abby Joseph Cohen
Abby Joseph Cohen vs. Donna Reed
Donna Reed vs. Elaine Benes
Elaine Benes vs. Elaine Garzarelli
Elaine Garzarelli vs. Xena
Xena vs. Hercules
Hercules vs. Saddam
Saddam vs. Osama Bin Laden
Osama Bin Laden vs. Augusto Pinochet
Augusto Pinochet vs. Slobodan Milosevic
Slobodan Milosevic vs. George Soros
George Soros vs. Julian Robertson
Julian Robertson vs.
Steve Forbes vs. Lamar Alexander
Lamar Alexander vs. Bob Dole
Bob Dole vs. Bob Hope
Bob Hope vs. Strom Thurmond
Strom Thurmond vs. Boris Yeltsin
Boris Yeltsin vs. Goldman Sachs
Goldman Sachs vs. John Meriwether
John Meriwether vs. David Askin
David Askin vs. Victor Neiderhoffer
Victor Neiderhoffer vs. Myron Scholes
Myron Scholes vs. Robert Merton
Robert Merton vs. Fischer Black
Fischer Black vs. The Black Muslims
The Black Muslims vs. Rudy Giuliani
Rudy Giuliani vs. Al Sharpton
Al Sharpton vs. Steven Pagones
Steven Pagones vs. Tawana Brawley
Tawana Brawley vs. Monica Lewinsky
Monica Lewinsky vs. Linda Tripp
Linda Tripp v. the cast of
The cast of
vs. Maria Bartiromo
Maria Bartiromo vs. Amanda Grove
Amanda Grove vs. Andy Grove
Andy Grove vs. Bill Gates
Bill Gates vs. Larry Ellison
Bill Gates vs. Marc Andreessen
Bill Gates vs. Jim Barksdale
Bill Gates vs. Steve Jobs
Bill Gates vs. Joel Klein
Bill Gates vs. David Rockefeller
Bill Gates vs. Dr. Evil
Bill Gates vs. Apple iMac
Bill Gates vs. Deep Blue
Bill Gates vs. Steven Hawking
Bill Gates vs. Leon Hess
Bill Gates vs. Jesse "The Body" Ventura
Bill Gates vs. Who Do You Got?
Who Do You Got? vs. Where Do You Want To Go Today?
Where Do You Want To Go Today? vs. Do You Yahoo?
Yahoo vs. Amazon
Amazon's Jeff Bezos vs. Yahoo's Jerry Yang
Jerry Yang vs. David Filo
David Filo vs. Phyllo dough
Phyllo dough vs. bread dough
Bread dough vs.
vs. Jim Cramer
Jim Cramer vs.
ESPN vs. CBS
vs. the world
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