*Special* TSC Steel Cage Matches

The pairs we'd like to see battling it out in the squared circle.
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Lock 'em up and let 'em duke it out. Two people enter, one person leaves! Here's a list of...

Steel Cage Matches We'd Like to See

Bob Dornan vs. Bob Barr

Bob Barr vs. Barney Frank

Barney Frank vs. Barney, the purple dinosaur

'Say "Super-dee-duper," Mr. Frank!'

Wrestlers: TitanSports; Barney: Express Newspapers/Archive Photos; Frank: U.S. Govt.

Barney, the purple dinosaur vs. Furby

Furby vs. David Faber

David Faber vs. Richard Grasso

Richard Grasso vs. Robert Reich

Robert Reich vs. Robert Rubin

Robert Rubin vs. Alan Greenspan

"You're gonna lower the discount rate too, boychick!"

Wrestlers: TitanSports; Alan Greenspan: CNN; Robert Rubin: U.S. Treasury Dept.

Alan Greenspan vs. Andrea Mitchell

Andrea Mitchell vs. Dee Dee Myers

Dee Dee Myers vs. Mike McCurry

Mike McCurry vs. Joe Lockhart

Joe Lockhart vs. June Lockhart

June Lockhart vs. Summer Sanders

Summer Sanders vs. Larry Sanders

Larry Sanders vs. Larry Summers

Larry Summers vs. Akebono, champion sumo wrestler

Akebono vs. Leon Cooperman

Leon Cooperman vs. Michael Steinhardt

Michael Steinhardt vs. Marlon Brando

Marlon Brando vs. Joe Battipaglia

Joe Battipaglia vs. Sandy Weill

Sandy Weill vs. John Reed

Sandy and John Reed vs. Jamie Dimon and Steve Black

Jamie Dimon vs. Jessica Bibliowicz

Jessica Bibliowicz vs. Jessica Reif Cohen

Jessica Reif Cohen vs. Abby Joseph Cohen

Abby Joseph Cohen vs. Donna Reed

Donna Reed vs. Elaine Benes

Elaine Benes vs. Elaine Garzarelli

Elaine Garzarelli vs. Xena

Xena vs. Hercules

Hercules vs. Saddam

Saddam vs. Osama Bin Laden

Osama Bin Laden vs. Augusto Pinochet

Augusto Pinochet vs. Slobodan Milosevic

Slobodan Milosevic vs. George Soros

George Soros vs. Julian Robertson

Julian Robertson vs.

Business Week

Business Week

vs.

Fortune

Fortune

vs.

Forbes

Steve Forbes vs. Lamar Alexander

Lamar Alexander vs. Bob Dole

Bob Dole vs. Bob Hope

Bob Hope vs. Strom Thurmond

Strom Thurmond vs. Boris Yeltsin

Boris Yeltsin vs. Goldman Sachs

Goldman Sachs vs. John Meriwether

John Meriwether vs. David Askin

David Askin vs. Victor Neiderhoffer

Victor Neiderhoffer vs. Myron Scholes

Myron Scholes vs. Robert Merton

Robert Merton vs. Fischer Black

Fischer Black vs. The Black Muslims

The Black Muslims vs. Rudy Giuliani

Rudy Giuliani vs. Al Sharpton

Al Sharpton vs. Steven Pagones

Steven Pagones vs. Tawana Brawley

Tawana Brawley vs. Monica Lewinsky

Monica Lewinsky vs. Linda Tripp

Linda Tripp v. the cast of

Charmed

The cast of

Charmed

vs. Maria Bartiromo

Maria Bartiromo vs. Amanda Grove

Amanda Grove vs. Andy Grove

Andy Grove vs. Bill Gates

Bill Gates vs. Larry Ellison

Bill Gates vs. Marc Andreessen

Bill Gates vs. Jim Barksdale

Bill Gates vs. Steve Jobs

Bill Gates vs. Joel Klein

Bill Gates vs. David Rockefeller

Bill Gates vs. Dr. Evil

Bill Gates vs. Apple iMac

Bill Gates vs. Deep Blue

Bill Gates vs. Steven Hawking

Bill Gates vs. Leon Hess

Bill Gates vs. Jesse "The Body" Ventura

Bill Gates vs. Who Do You Got?

Who Do You Got? vs. Where Do You Want To Go Today?

Where Do You Want To Go Today? vs. Do You Yahoo?

Yahoo vs. Amazon

Amazon's Jeff Bezos vs. Yahoo's Jerry Yang

Jerry Yang vs. David Filo

David Filo vs. Phyllo dough

Phyllo dough vs. bread dough

Bread dough vs.

Money

Money

vs.

SmartMoney

SmartMoney

vs. Jim Cramer

Jim Cramer vs.

CNBC

CNBC

vs.

MSNBC

MSNBC

vs. ESPN

ESPN vs. CBS

Sportsline

CBS

Sportsline

vs. CBS

Marketwatch

CBS

Marketwatch

vs.

TheStreet.com

TheStreet.com

vs. the world

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