*Special* Mixed Up in the Maternity Ward

This article is part of

TSC's

1998 Awards series. For more information, please see our introduction to the series.

Let's see the birth certificates, folks.

Watching some of this year's most omnipresent financial personalities -- in commercials with

Lily Tomlin

or explaining to the

Senate Banking Committee

why they didn't realize the hedge funds were going to tank all at once -- you could tell they were missing something.

The despairing look in their eyes was easy to understand -- they'd rather be somewhere else. Doing what their long-lost siblings were doing, without the worry about interest rates, emerging markets or disgruntled executives.

We've reunited those folks who were obviously misplaced in the crib. Just click to find their better half.