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The insistence that tech should go higher here is annoyingly palpable. This morning Morgan Stanley upgraded
and I am sure there will be the predictable excitement that comes from saying anything good about anything semi.
To which I say, "Great, in five months I am all over this upgrade." Not much in 2007 has played out the way people thought it was supposed to,
except the calendar
when it comes to tech, which is to say that you can't own it here. You just have to forget about it.
You can occasionally trade it;
at $440 seemed right for a trade. So do
But the semis?
are all pathetic.
And the softwares? Just try to get a rally going with
acting so sick.
I like the networkers, but in actuality that means I like
are just awful (and I know about the Ciena contract from
Scott Moritz's excellent work.)
To me, a call about the semiconductor equipment with endmarkets as weak as they are, ex-
, just seems like a giant waste of time.
There are some decent stocks in this market, but almost
involve tech. Consider
: great quarter and no real worries about
, it turns out. But the stock is still 8% from where it reported.
going to have outstanding iPhone numbers, but that stock too is rangebound.
The group just, to quote the CEO of
Don't get sucked in. It won't work.
Ah, the conundrum of what happens after a big up day. We go up 160 points, the most in ages, and we don't go up the next day. Is that bad or good? "Of course it's bad." We go up 160 points and then we go up 100 points the next day. Is that bad or good? "Of course it's bad; it's a short squeeze." I have done a lot of work on what happens after big down and big up days, and the work has revealed something startling, something downright shocking: The next day is of no significance! I sure wish it were, but sorry, the markets just won't obey.
At the time of publication, Cramer was long Yahoo! and Hewlett-Packard.
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