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The insistence that tech should go higher here is annoyingly palpable. This morning Morgan Stanley upgraded

KLA-Tencor

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and

Applied Materials

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and I am sure there will be the predictable excitement that comes from saying anything good about anything semi.

To which I say, "Great, in five months I am all over this upgrade." Not much in 2007 has played out the way people thought it was supposed to,

except the calendar

when it comes to tech, which is to say that you can't own it here. You just have to forget about it.

You can occasionally trade it;

Google

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at $440 seemed right for a trade. So do

Yahoo!

(YHOO)

and

eBay

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.

But the semis?

Intel

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,

Micron

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and

AMD

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are all pathetic.

And the softwares? Just try to get a rally going with

Microsoft

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and

Oracle

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acting so sick.

I like the networkers, but in actuality that means I like

Cisco

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, 'cause

Ciena

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and

Alcatel-Lucent

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and

Tellabs

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are just awful (and I know about the Ciena contract from

Scott Moritz's excellent work.)

To me, a call about the semiconductor equipment with endmarkets as weak as they are, ex-

Avnet

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and

Analog Devices

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, just seems like a giant waste of time.

There are some decent stocks in this market, but almost

none

involve tech. Consider

Hewlett-Packard

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: great quarter and no real worries about

Dell

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, it turns out. But the stock is still 8% from where it reported.

I think

Apple's

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going to have outstanding iPhone numbers, but that stock too is rangebound.

The group just, to quote the CEO of

D.R. Horton

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, sucks.

Don't get sucked in. It won't work.

Random musings:

Ah, the conundrum of what happens after a big up day. We go up 160 points, the most in ages, and we don't go up the next day. Is that bad or good? "Of course it's bad." We go up 160 points and then we go up 100 points the next day. Is that bad or good? "Of course it's bad; it's a short squeeze." I have done a lot of work on what happens after big down and big up days, and the work has revealed something startling, something downright shocking: The next day is of no significance! I sure wish it were, but sorry, the markets just won't obey.

At the time of publication, Cramer was long Yahoo! and Hewlett-Packard.

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