Here's what Jim Cramer had to say about some of the stocks during the Mad Money Lightning Round:

Union Pacific (UNP - Get Report) : "That's a great long-term situation."

Pfizer (PFE - Get Report) : "Pfizer is disappointing, which is why I like Merck (MRK - Get Report) and AbbVie (ABBV - Get Report) ."

Teva Pharmaceuticals (TEVA - Get Report) : "I don't like Teva. I'd let this one go."

ABM Industries (ABM - Get Report) : "I've liked this one for a long time."

Schlumberger (SLB - Get Report) : "I don't want you anywhere near this house of pain."

PagSeguro Digital (PAGS - Get Report) : "I can't bless this one. Brazil is too hard."

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