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There's life beyond good and evil, Jim Cramer told "Mad Money" viewers Monday, and he promised to reveal the ways investors can make money from vice and sin.

"Tonight I'm coming at you with the most politically incorrect stocks outside the oil field sector," he said, specifically identifying "alcohol, tobacco and firearms" as stocks to own.

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"So many people try to invest morally," Cramer said. "They let their politics and emotions and ethics bleed into money management." He warned investors that the only thing that should guide them in investing money should be making even



But Cramer also acknowledged that doing so would not be easy for most people. "Every single investor has this ethics money riding on his back," he said.

But in investing, there is only one commandment, warns Cramer: "Thou shalt make money."

Cramer's No. 1 stock pick in the sin sector is


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The company owns the Johnnie Walker Scotch brand, which marketing gurus have cleverly segmented according to income level. Cramer added that Red Label was the brand he drank at college, Black Label when he worked at Goldman Sachs, and now that he works on TV, it's Blue Label all the way.

Other notable brands owned by Diageo are Tanqueray, Smirnoff and Guinness. "These are all terrific brands with great name recognition," said Cramer. "For wine and the hard stuff, it's Diageo."

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Cramer's second pick, "although not a close second," is

Constellation Brands

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The primary reason for picking the stock, he said, is the rapid growth of cash flow produced by the company's solid stable of brands, a frothy 12%.

Although that reason alone satisfies Cramer as a reason to own the stock, he also believes that the company owns some good brands, such as Montezuma tequila, Fleischmann's spirits, and exclusively distributes others, such as Corona beer.

This Bud's Not for You

"If I own an alcohol stock, why don't I just buy


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?" Cramer asked. "Because I'll lose money," he said.

Cramer says that the company already commands half the U.S. beer market through its premier brand, Budweiser, and that 90% of the company's profits are already derived from sales of Bud, leaving little upside opportunity for profit growth.

Un-PC Puffery

Cramer next turned to tobacco stocks to take advantage of worldwide addiction to smoking.His top stock for the tobacco sector is


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The company owns the Marlboro brand, which commands a 40% share of the U.S. cigarette market. It also pays a large and safe dividend.

"In a way, you are taking blood money," Cramer said, but he urged investors to buy the stock and collect the dividends anyway. Cramer added that he's "never smoked a cigarette" in his life.

So why is Altria better than

Reynolds American


, also known as RJR?

"I don't care what you prefer

brand-wise, but Altria sells more cigarettes," Cramer said.

His second tobacco company is



. The company makes and sells snuff tobacco and has recently turned around its core business.

Though Cramer says there's speculation of RJR and Altria dipping into the snuff market, either company may decide to acquire UST rather than build a business from the ground up.

Stick to Your Guns

Cramer believes that for a really well-rounded unethical portfolio, "you're going to need some guns."

Although there aren't that many companies that are pure plays on firearms, he recommends

Smith & Wesson

( SWB).

Cramer believes that the company, which was once only a handgun manufacturer, has taken steps to move into rifles and military arms.

His final firearms-related pick is

Alliant Techsystems


, which makes all the bullets for the U.S. military's M16.

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