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Here's what Jim Cramer had to say about some of the stocks that callers offered up during the "Mad Money Lightning Round" Tuesday evening:

Altria

: With a 4.5% yield ... and a decent but not great quarter ahead, two thumbs up, way up."

Weyerhaeuser

: "I still like it, and below 70, we're doing a 'mon back.*"

Cablevision

: "I don't like the cable business. ... I say no way

Comcast

, no way

Time Warner

, and, yes, no way to Cablevision."

Rite Aid

: "This is one of a troika (along with

Walgreen's

and

CVS

) feasting off the government trough. ... On a really bad day, Rite Aid went up to $4.26 ... way station on the way to $5."

Petrobras

: "I'm gonna send you to

Schlumberger

... gonna have a blowout quarter."

Wind River Systems

: "I do not want to be in microprocessor software" ... but if you are, "Why not go

Broadcom

?" Cramer asked.

Northgate Minerals

: "This is probably the single-most speculative stock that has ever been mentioned on 'Mad Money' ... I think you ring the register. I think this is a promoter's dream." Cramer recommended

Goldcorp

instead.

Transmeridian

: "You come to me with TMY? Nooooooooo. Have some common sense. "

Sovereign Bancorp

: "I want you to sell that stock and buy

Commerce Banc

."

Radiant Systems

: "I stuck my head in the guillotine for Radiant and they chopped it off. Don'tBuyDon'tBuy is the best I can do."

Freeport-McMoRan

: "FCX is two thumbs up and I'm talkin' way up."

W.W. Grainger

: "I think below 70 you buy some more."

Medtronic

: "I think the whole complex

medical equipment at a 52-week low is a buy." Cramer also mentioned

St. Jude Medical

.

URS

: "I cannot believe they gave you such a low-ball quarter. ... I think URS is the ultimate acid-rain play."

ElkCorp

: "I say you want out. House of Pain."

ConocoPhillips

: Cramer likes that the company bought Burlington Resources at a low price.

Lightning Round

Cramer was bullish on

Altria

(MO) - Get Report

,

Weyerhaeuser

(WY) - Get Report

,

Rite Aid

(RAD) - Get Report

,

Schlumberger

(SLB) - Get Report

,

Broadcom

(BRCM)

,

Goldcorp

(GG)

,

Commerce Bancorp

(CBH) - Get Report

,

Freeport-McMoRan Copper & Gold

(FCX) - Get Report

,

W.W. Grainger

(GWW) - Get Report

,

Medtronic

(MDT) - Get Report

,

URS

(URS)

and

ConocoPhillips

(COP) - Get Report

.

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Cramer was bearish on

Cablevision Systems

(CVC)

,

Time Warner

(TWX)

,

Comcast

(CMCSA) - Get Report

,

Petrobras Energia Participaciones

(PZE)

,

Wind River Systems

( WIND),

Northgate Minerals

( NXG)

Transmeridian Exploration

( TMY),

Sovereign Bancorp

( SOV),

Radiant Systems

( RADS)and

ElkCorp

( ELK).

*For all you home-gamers, a 'mon-back opportunity means Cramer would back up the figurative truck and load up on a stock.

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At the time of publication, Cramer was long Altria and Commerce Bancorp.

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