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Here's what Jim Cramer had to say about some of the stocks offered up by callers on the "Mad Money Lightning Round":
( CMGI): "It's suddenly no longer an auto company; it's a play on the environment. ... And that's why it goes up everyday! And that's why I wish I owned it!"
( CMGI): "I need CMGI to put two very strong quarters back to back ... I'm not doing a 'mon back* because I don't trust them."
: "Oh, doctor!" cried Cramer as he hit the sell!sell!sell! button. "Where's my sell-and-don't-buy-until-after-nuclear-winter button?!"
: "I like this stock ... I think Dresser-Rand is the cheapest oil and gas stock that I know."
*For all you home-gamers, a 'mon-back opportunity means Cramer would back up the figurative truck and load up on a stock.
Cramer was bullish on
Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia
Whole Foods Market
Lincoln Electric Holdings
Illinois Tool Works
American Science & Engineering
RF Micro Devices
Buffalo Wild Wings
XM Satellite Radio
( XMSR) and
Smith & Wesson
Cramer was bearish on
( CMGI) ,
New Century Financial
Nam Tai Electronics
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At the time of publication, Cramer was long UnitedHealth Group, EnCana, Yahoo! and Commerce Bancorp.
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