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Here's what Jim Cramer had to say about some of the stocks offered up by callers on "Mad Money" Thursday evening:

Calpine

(CPN)

: "You can use that as a sinker when you are fishing, my friend. Not only is that a sinker, it's a stinker."

Microsoft

(MSFT) - Get Report

: "Trying to stop the black market in Xbox 360s. I need you to be 'mon back buying Microsoft right now. I love that stock."

Teva Pharmaceutical

(TEVA) - Get Report

: "I don't like Teva, even as I like the Israeli exchange."

"I think

Royal Caribbean

(RCL) - Get Report

at this price for fuel is a paddle situation." (That is to say the stock needs to get revived; thus the call for defibrillating paddles.)

RealNetworks

( RWNK): "That stock's been at 5 dollars so long, they ought to call it Lincoln."

UnitedHealth

(UNH) - Get Report

: "It is now the cheapest in the health maintenance-cost containment group. I want you to buy it."

St. Joe

(JOE) - Get Report

: "Even if there's a housing bubble, you still wanna own that one."

Petroquest Energy

(PQUE)

. "This is not my favorite.

Cimarex

(XEC) - Get Report

is the cheapest."

Cubist Pharmaceuticals

(CBST)

: "If I want Cubist, I would be in Picasso."

"

Hershey

( GNSS) is a very good company. I'm gonna throw in

Wrigley

( WWY), particularly two months for before Halloween."

Genesis Microchip

( GNSS): "They have the key chip we need for HDTV for Christmas."

Wal-Mart

(WMT) - Get Report

: "It still gets a triple sell."

Lightning Round

Bullish

Cramer was bullish on

News Corp.

(NWS) - Get Report

,

Microsoft

(MSFT) - Get Report

,

XM Satellite Radio

( XMSR),

Aflac

(AFL) - Get Report

,

Internet Security Systems

( ISSX),

Bancolombia

(CIB) - Get Report

,

UnitedHealth Group

(UNH) - Get Report

,

St. Joe

(JOE) - Get Report

,

Cimarex Energy

(XEC) - Get Report

,

El Paso

( EP),

Tibco Software

(TIBX)

,

Monster Worldwide

(MNST) - Get Report

,

Hershey

( GNSS) and

Genesis Microchip

( GNSS).

Bearish

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Cramer was bearish on

Calpine

(CPN)

,

Urban Outfitters

(URBN) - Get Report

,

Teva Pharmaceutical Industries

(TEVA) - Get Report

,

Royal Caribbean Cruises

(RCL) - Get Report

,

Trex

( TWP),

RealNetworks

(RNWK) - Get Report

,

Check Point Software

(CHKP) - Get Report

,

PetroQuest Energy

(PQUE)

,

FARO Technologies

(FARO) - Get Report

,

Frontline

(FRO) - Get Report

,

Serena Software

(SRNA)

,

Cubist Pharmaceuticals

(CBST)

,

Rambus

(RMBS) - Get Report

,

MCI

( MCIP) and

Wal-Mart

(WMT) - Get Report

.

At the time of publication, Cramer was long Cimarex Energy, Microsoft, St. Joe and UnitedHealth.

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