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Here's what Jim Cramer had to say about some of the stocks that callers offered up on the "Mad Money Lightning Round" Tuesday evening:

Ship Finance

( SLE): "No way. No how. I want out."

Sara Lee

( SLE): "They wouldn't know good news if it hit them with a sausage. This is the Laurence Olivier of stocks. It's that bad of an actor. (Just kidding. He was great.)"

Dresser-Rand

(DRC)

: "I think Dresser-Rand is a good stock. They reported a good quarter and didn't get any response to that. I'm sticking with it."

Intel

(INTC) - Get Report

: "When you look at the lease on this House of Pain, you know whose name is on it? Mine."

Cramer owns the stock for his

ActionAlertsPLUS charitable trust.

Teva Pharmaceutical

(TEVA) - Get Report

: "I want to ring the register."

Lightning Round

Bullish

Cramer was bullish on

Viacom

(VIA) - Get Report

,

Bancolombia

(CIB) - Get Report

,

Banco Bradesco

(BBD) - Get Report

,

JDSU

(JDSU)

,

Genentech

( DNA),

CMS Energy

(CMS) - Get Report

,

Procter & Gamble

(PG) - Get Report

,

Microsoft

(MSFT) - Get Report

,

Dresser-Rand Group

(DRC)

,

Quest Diagnostics

(DGX) - Get Report

,

Union Pacific

(UNP) - Get Report

,

Peabody Coal

(BTU) - Get Report

,

Southern Copper

( PCU),

Intel

(INTC) - Get Report

,

Wachovia

(WB) - Get Report

and

HDFC Bank

(HDB) - Get Report

.

Bearish

Cramer was bearish on

Avon Products

(AVP) - Get Report

,

General Motors

(GM) - Get Report

,

Nvidia

(NVDA) - Get Report

,

SuperGen

( SUPG),

Ship Finance

( SLE),

Sara Lee

( SLE),

Serena Software

(SRNA)

,

IRIS International

( IRIS),

Goodyear Tire & Rubber

(GT) - Get Report

,

SunTrust Banks

(STI) - Get Report

,

Teva Pharmaceutical Industries

(TEVA) - Get Report

and

Chesapeake Energy

(CHK) - Get Report

.

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At the time of publication, Cramer was long Intel, Procter & Gamble and Microsoft.

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