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Here's what Jim Cramer had to say about some of the stocks that callers offered up on the "Mad Money Lightning Round" Tuesday evening:

Ship Finance

( SLE): "No way. No how. I want out."

Sara Lee

( SLE): "They wouldn't know good news if it hit them with a sausage. This is the Laurence Olivier of stocks. It's that bad of an actor. (Just kidding. He was great.)"

Dresser-Rand

(DRC)

: "I think Dresser-Rand is a good stock. They reported a good quarter and didn't get any response to that. I'm sticking with it."

Intel

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: "When you look at the lease on this House of Pain, you know whose name is on it? Mine."

Cramer owns the stock for his

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Teva Pharmaceutical

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: "I want to ring the register."

Lightning Round

Bullish

Cramer was bullish on

Viacom

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,

Bancolombia

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,

Banco Bradesco

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,

JDSU

(JDSU)

,

Genentech

( DNA),

CMS Energy

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,

Procter & Gamble

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,

Microsoft

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,

Dresser-Rand Group

(DRC)

,

Quest Diagnostics

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,

Union Pacific

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,

Peabody Coal

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,

Southern Copper

( PCU),

Intel

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,

Wachovia

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and

HDFC Bank

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.

Bearish

Cramer was bearish on

Avon Products

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,

General Motors

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,

Nvidia

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,

SuperGen

( SUPG),

Ship Finance

( SLE),

Sara Lee

( SLE),

Serena Software

(SRNA)

,

IRIS International

( IRIS),

Goodyear Tire & Rubber

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,

SunTrust Banks

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,

Teva Pharmaceutical Industries

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and

Chesapeake Energy

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.

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At the time of publication, Cramer was long Intel, Procter & Gamble and Microsoft.

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