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Here's what Jim Cramer had to say about some of the stocks that callers offered up during the "Mad Money Lightning Round" Wednesday evening, in a Main Event filmed before a studio audience:

Zimmer Holdings

(ZMH)

: "You've been given a gift

up $1.80 today. ... Why not schnitzel a little and move on?"

Cypress Semiconductor

(CY) - Get Report

: "I would prefer on a value basis to be in

Nat Semi

(NSM)

. On a growth basis I would prefer

Broadcom

( MOT)."

Motorola

( MOT): "Ed Zander is one of the greatest CEOs ... the stock was down today. That was wrong! ... And at 23, (sound of truck backing* up)."

Monster Worldwide

(MNST) - Get Report

: "My take is that Monster remains a good stock. ... bottom line is buy it and do a 'mon back under 40."

FedEx

(FDX) - Get Report

: "In the 100s, I think the move has been made. ... At this level, Don'tBuyDon'tBuy."

J2 Global Communications

(JCOM) - Get Report

: "Tough, tough. ... We think there is nothing proprietary at all about JComm. ... The bottom line is the House of Pain. SellSellSell."

Capital One Financial

(COF) - Get Report

: "That stock sees par

100 and he's

a guy who told Jim in a bar on New Year's Eve that Capital One was a good short at 82. It's at 88 now gonna be eaten alive."

Cisco

(CSCO) - Get Report

: "Why do you hurt me? ... This stock is part of the last part of the Cramer rally. I see it creeping up to 20. ... The bottom line is it's one of my least favorite. Ring the register. I'm sorry."

Wachovia

(WB) - Get Report

: "This is my kind of stock. I love Wachovia. ... has a terrific dividend, really good management, the

Fed

is almost done. ... That's for me!

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Arena Resources

(ARD) - Get Report

: "Problematic stock. ... I decided to back away from the plain old oil and gas and roll in to the drillers ... In 2006, I'm ringing the register."

Southern Co.

(SO) - Get Report

: "Boring" but "two thumbs up, way up."

GameStop

(GME) - Get Report

: "I did schnitzel a little GameStop (which Cramer owns for

ActionAlertsPLUS, his charitable trust) today at 39 ¼. ... Bottom line is I want you to take a little off too."

Automatic Data Processing

(ADP) - Get Report

: "A uniquely levered stock to the short rates

short-term interest rates. .. I think the stock goes to 50, and I want you to do a 'mon back if the stock comes down at all."

Intuit

(INTU) - Get Report

: "Always seems overvalued to me. ... I'd rather see you in

Salesforce.com

(CRM) - Get Report

."

Lightning Round

Cramer was bullish on:

National Semiconductor

(NSM)

,

Broadcom

( MOT),

Qualcomm

(QCOM) - Get Report

,

Marvell Technology

(MRVL) - Get Report

,

Motorola

( MOT),

Monster Worldwide

(MNST) - Get Report

,

Capital One Financial

(COF) - Get Report

,

Wachovia

(WB) - Get Report

,

Southern Co.

(SO) - Get Report

,

Automatic Data Processing

(ADP) - Get Report

and

Salesforce.com

(CRM) - Get Report

.

Cramer was bearish on:

Zimmer Holdings

(ZMH)

,

Cypress Semiconductor

(CY) - Get Report

,

FedEx

(FDX) - Get Report

J2 Global Communications

(JCOM) - Get Report

,

Oracle

(ORCL) - Get Report

,

Cisco Systems

(CSCO) - Get Report

,

Arena Resources

(ARD) - Get Report

,

GameStop

(GME) - Get Report

and

Intuit

(INTU) - Get Report

.

*For all you home-gamers, a 'mon-back opportunity means Cramer would back up the figurative truck and load up on a stock.

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At the time of publication, Cramer was long GameStop, Motorola and Qualcomm.

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