BOSTON (TheStreet) -- In rough economic times, people used to resort to selling blood or apples.

Now, thanks to the Internet, they are selling nail clippings, dead mice and the naming rights to their unborn children to help make ends meet.

It's not just people taking advantage of the Internet's potential as a global flea market who are showing that pretty much anything someone could want -- from the mundane to the bizarre -- can be found online. Companies can now connect directly to buyers of their esoteric and exotic wares.

The scientifically minded, for example, can now easily buy


(human, animal or fossilized),

owl vomit


snake venom and scorpion poison

-- items even the best Wal-Mart can't be expected to keep on its shelves.

Looking to intimidate that smug neighbor with a new Prius?

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, a Web site based in Prague, lets you add, for example, a $72,000 SU-100 soviet tank destroyer to an online shopping cart (don't count on an Amazon Prime type of shipping discount).

The marketplace for unusual items can be separated into two categories: "Huh?" and "Wow!" That Russian tank may fall into the latter category, while a

cornflake that looks like Jesus

fits with the former.

Sites such as

offer a portal for the cool and extravagant. Those looking for the downright strange might find more success hunting on


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goes the extra step of categorizing nearly 22,000 head-scratching items as "Weird Stuff," "Slightly Unusual," "Really Weird" and "Totally Bizarre." is run by the brother and sister team of Ryan and Erin Carstens. It launched last summer with its first featured product,

a see-through canoe


Erin Carstens says their hope for the site is to be the "definitive curator of everything from slick gadgets and sick oddities" and highlight "truly innovative designs and ideas that merit making it big."

"Or at least

those that merit a flurry of idle Web chatter," she adds.

In choosing what products to feature, Carstens says she and her brother try to achieve "a balance between fads and novelties we're fairly sure people will drool over" and more "inspired, and industrious -- but maybe not so obvious -- needful things we hope they'll take the time to explore."

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Among the popular items featured on the site that have an "artful weirdness" to them, Carstens says, are lights designed to look like a

skinned codfish


zombie head bowling balls


"anatomical leggings"

that create the illusion of visible muscle and bone.

We took a look at some of the most unique items -- from one-of-a-kind specialties to the strange and often disturbing -- you can buy online.

Stone foot

Have a million dollars tucked away that's just demanding to be spent on either geological formations or a foot fetish? Have we got a deal for you!

On eBay, a seller is offering a

naturally formed stone foot

described as "truly an amazing piece."

"I feel I must pass this on to someone who will cherish it as much as I have over the years," the seller writes, adding "please do not offer if you do not plan to pay; we have had to re-list due to nonpayment."

The rock, comparable to a size 15 shoe, comes with a story. It was discovered by the owner's great-grandfather while he was on a Sunday walk through the woods of Maine.

"As he was walking his normal route he saw something he has never seen before up ahead," the tale is recounted. "It was two huge trees that were arched as though they were a doorway or passageway to somewhere. As he got closer he could see a glow of shimmery light reflecting out."

As one is expected to do when encountering an otherworldly portal, he stepped into the light (casting aside any wisdom that might be gleaned from watching the movie



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"When he opened his eyes the sight he saw amazed him," the seller writes. "He described it to be like Emerald city. The ground was covered in a green soft shimmery moss that was so beautiful and so soft. The sky was bright blue, all most like he was in a fairytale. As he started to walk further he noticed these big footprints in the moss. He started to follow these footprints what seemed to be miles until, they stop abruptly. He looked up and saw that the footsteps stop directly at a stone. When he picked this stone up, in amazement he couldn't believe it was an actual foot. A foot with an ankle toes, arch and even the outline of the toe bones."

"What was this place? What is the meaning of the Stone foot? And what where those foot prints in the moss? Or better yet who or what did they belong to? This is the story that has been passed down in our family. We are not sure what this magically beautiful place was. My family jokes and says maybe big foots home or even another realm," the writer adds.

To quote a popular Internet meme: "Not sure if serious ..."

Zombie apocalypse protection

Need a gift for that special someone who worries the dead will soon walk the earth?

Gerber Legendary Blades

, a 72-year-old company that specializes in outdoor, tactical and industrial gear, offers a $349

Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit

, a weaponry sampler that includes an assortment of knives, axes and machetes in a convenient travel pack.

"What if it happens? What if our worst fears are realized? If the Dead walk, the continuation of the human race will become a daily struggle," the product's online sales pitch warns. "Are you prepared to protect and defend your family and friends?"

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In October's second-season premiere of AMC's series

The Walking Dead

, characters discover a stash of the Gerber-made blades and used them to dispatch the brain-eating ghouls. A behind-the-scenes look at these and other props is posted online by AMC



The Throwdown Bed

Not so much strange as supercool (at least to some, and you know who you are) is the Throwdown Bed sold by

, a company that specializes in Mixed Martial Arts and Ultimate Fighting Championship gear, clothing and other similarly themed products.

Made for kids or adults, the $1,250 bed lets you or your kids drift off to dreamland in a steel cage match setting. It includes stairs leading to the ring/mattress, foam padded rails and the Throwdown anvil logo. (For the uninitiated, Throwdown is a famed mixed martial arts training facility in Las Vegas that has branched out into a branded clothing line.)

No word on plans for the next logical step -- building a kitchen fashioned after "The Octagon."

Mail a toenail

An eBay user recently put a

toenail up for sale

with a minimum bid of $9.99.

"This fell off my foot last night in the shower," he wrote (in all caps, originally). "I'm selling most of my belongings because I lost my job and I need money to pay bills. My friends said, 'Go for it!'"

Yes, that is how bad the economy has become. Was anyone during the Great Depression ever forced to sell toenails? We think not!

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Two things are certain: death and taxidermy

Dead animals + Internet = profit.

Surf eBay, Amazon and Etsy and you'll find a wide range of stuffed and preserved critters placed in post-mortem poses for your enjoyment. Mooseheads, squirrels, birds and fish are common.

On Amazon, for example, you can buy a

dead raccoon "rowing" a tiny canoe


We spared you the heebie-jeebies by not including

this $80 item

on Etsy: a severed mouse head fashion accessory.

"This large, eye-catching hair-pin was inspired by the glamorous world of burlesque," the seller writes beneath a picture that had us imagining

Stuart Little

as a serial killer. "It features a white taxidermy mouse head sat atop a four-inch-long hairpin. The mouse head is placed on a row of real onyx beads, features a beaded 'necklace' finishing in a large satin bow on the rear, and surrounded by a fan of black feathers ... This unusual and glamorous piece is a definite one-of-a-kind and a real conversation starter. It is sure to add a unique twist to any hairstyle."

Also available, for $25, is the

"Taxidermy Duckling Drunken Ducky Little Party Animal."

The "stuffed baby articulated duckling" is mounted on a wooden base, "surrounded by bottles with a cigarette in his mouth."

In a similar vein,

"Quack the Ripper"

poses a tiny duckling in a bowler hat, scalpel in hand, amid pools of "blood" and the severed duck parts of his victims.

Pee power

Japan's inventors have a knack for taking the mundane and making it surreal. Case in point: batteries.

While unimaginative American consumers probably don't think much about their standard AA and AAA batteries, someone overseas had the creativity to create rechargeable ones -- powered by urine.

The imported

NoPoPo Eco Water-powered batteries

cost about $57 for a six-pack.

Actually, urine is just one of the liquids -- including plain old boring water, as well as beer or blood -- that can carefully fill these rechargeable batteries using an eyedropper.

Pillow tie

For every problem, someone has a solution. For the Utah-based makers of

The Pillow Tie

, the need waiting to be filled was for a convenient and comfortable way to sleep at your desk during work.

It may look like a regular tie, but breathing into a concealed nozzle turns the ol' corporate noose into a puffy headrest.

The ties themselves are made of a microfiber/silk blend, and the inflatable piece that rests within the necktie is made of a durable PVC plastic with a small "plug-in hole" valve at the base for easy inflation and deflation.

"The inflatable piece is completely undetectable when worn and not inflated," the company says. "Even in the most formal attire, people will never suspect you're packing a personal pillow."

Not just for slackers at the office, the company Web site adds: "When you rest your forehead on the soft, woven fabric, you will not be left with any incriminating lines from the pew in front of you, nor will you have to lay your face in someone else's drool an a communal airplane pillow."

What Lincoln can get you

The Web site


posts thousands of things wiling members are willing to do for $5. Among the more typical tasks offered are simple Photoshop work, copywriting and webcam-aided foreign language tutoring. That sort of thing.

But things also get weird ... very weird.

One gentleman offers to send a video of himself singing

Happy Birthday

in Welsh, wearing only a thong and wooly hat.

A young lady offers to "create a video or Skype of me talking with my mouth full."

"Don't you hate when people talk with their mouth full?! Making noises, grunting, slopping their food while you can see and smell what their eating? What a way to get back at them," she writes. "I will gladly create a video or Skype of me talking with my mouth full grossly and disgusting. You pick the topic or what you want me to talk about and I will do the rest."

A street performer will juggle knives at your request (adding a chainsaw will cost you extra) while reciting up to 15 words of your choosing.

"I will do the best Donald Duck voice ever for $5," boasts another job-seeker, while another offers to carry a personalized sign while recording a video of himself balancing things on his chin.

Ever want a time-lapse video of your message with a bunch of mealworms crawling over it? For just $5 you can make that dream come true.

Fans of the band LMFAO might want to take up one woman on her offer to create a parody song from

Sexy And I Know It

for you or your business.

"I will let you beat me at

Words with Friends

," writes another seller of the


-like game. "I don't often lose, so this should make you feel extra special. I will take my turns slowly, so that you can savor the victory."

Other offers that caught our eye:

"I will go to the store of your choice and videotape dancing behind a random stranger without them knowing."

"I will ask Furry Freddy

a teddy bear to be your boyfriend on Facebook for one week. He will tell you how he loves you but will not use adult content."

"I will punch myself in the face one time with my own hand in the cheek just for 5 bucks. And if you are not satisfied i will punch myself again till you are satisfied ... no eye punches though."

"I will create a video with pads and tampons about PMSing. I mean, seriously? How many of you get sick of hearing a girl complain about PMS? It's just an easy way to get back at them, I'll give you some good jokes and let you in on all the abbreviations that PMS 'stands for' ha ha. I can write names, businesses or shout outs on the tampons and pads."

"I will write the message of your choice in 'alphabetti' spaghetti on toast, photograph it and email you the jpg image for you to use as you wish."

"I will pull a condom over my mouth an blow it up with my mouth until it explodes. Then, i will say whatever you want as your message, a joke, a noise, or even say Happy Birthday to one of your friends."

"I will take a full force kick in the nuts from my brother and record my reaction afterwards for a minute or two. I am from Ireland so there will be lovely green grass out in the garden while we are doing it."

Selling souls

Got soul?

The Web site

claims to be the Internet's premiere online exchange for the buying and selling of human souls.

If you need quick cash, and don't mind trading eternal damnation for it, they are there to facilitate the process (and no, consumer watchdogs, this isn't a payday loan operation).

This ectoplasmic eBay also claims to let users bid on famous souls, including Henry Kissinger and Bill Gates. We wonder if the latter's spirit comes with security updates and anti-piracy measures.

Buyer (not so) beware

To get the full scope of the unusual items for sale online, it may help to look at one of the most prolific buyers of the bizarre.

Among the infamous items bought by the gambling Web site over the years, often via online auctions: $650,000 for the naming rights of a monkey species; $28,000 for a grilled cheese sandwich some say bears an image of the Virgin Mary; $10,000 for the right to tattoo its Web site address on a woman's forehead (the site also bought advertising space on another woman's pregnant belly); and, in 2006, paying actor William Shatner $75,000 for his kidney stone.

-- Written by Joe Mont in Boston.

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