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With online brokerages reporting earnings this week, analysts and investors are closely looking at marketing and advertising spending. But here at

, we're looking at what really counts -- celebrity endorsements.

In a completely unscientific and biased fashion, we've gone through and "rated" the celebrities at a few of the online brokers, including

Charles Schwab



TD Waterhouse




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Li'l Penny.

They get points for career highs, or just being likable, and lose points for, well, career and personal lows. And as you can see, in the end it's quantity, not quality that counts.

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