Are Two Heads Better Than One? - TheStreet

It may be my fondness for those

Ray Harryhausen

monsters in

Clash of the Titans

, or maybe I'm still mourning the closing of that Broadway fave

Side Show

, but this

picture

is surely worth a thousand words! Script a more fitting caption for this

South China Morning Post

pic and garner yourself a hat fit for either one of these talking heads. Send entries to

eleventry@thestreet.com

before 12:00 midnight! Winners will be announced Tuesday.

The

Handelsblatt

reports that, "The public row over a reduction in German interest rates is intensifying and is expected to dominate events on the markets this week."

The

San Jose Mercury News'

Adam Lashinsky may know how to look for tech stocks during a slump, but does he realize that the term "safe haven" is a bit redundant? Lashinsky looks for some "safe havens" in the tech sector.

The

Indianapolis Star

reports that recent turmoil in the financial markets has delayed the IPOs of two Indianapolis companies:

Chautauqua Airlines

, a regional commuter service for

U.S. Airways

, and

Monument Realty

, a real estate company specializing in automobile-related properties.

The

Boston Globe

could inspire a whole new slew of lawyer jokes with its latest headline, "Downloading a Lawyer." The paper takes a look at some new software that can offer legal advice for a fraction of the cost.

Elections are shaking things up all over the world, but according to the

Sydney Morning Herald

, "The ownership of some of Australia's biggest companies could change thanks to Saturday's election result. Big-bank mergers are back on the agenda, analysts say. The sell-off of

Telstra

could continue and media ownership is sure to attract attention during the next three years."