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Enough with the emotional opening rant. Stocks are dirt cheap, and I am soon expecting a "rip-your-face-off" rally. Remember, the stocks that have been beaten down the most tend to snapback the hardest.

This week's

Rocket Stocks portfolio

includes such names as

CIT Group

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XL Capital

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(FCX) - Get Freeport-McMoRan, Inc. (FCX) Report


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At the time of publication, Altucher and/or his fund had no positions in stocks mentioned, although positions may change at any time.

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and the author of

Trade Like a Hedge Fund


Trade Like Warren Buffett



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