You think your workplace is tough? Just compare it to these jobs. The U.S. Bureau of Labor recently released data for the number of injuries and illnesses that occurred on the job for local government employees in 2008. Teachers, fire fighters, nurses and many other professions make the list. While this doesn’t include private sector positions, these statistics are a good indication of which jobs are the most dangerous in this country. We should also make clear up front that the rankings on this list are based on the total number of incidents logged, rather than the percentage of workers who got hurt. So unfortunately one uber clutz could inflate the numbers a bit, but it’s the breakdown of the risks facing each profession that paint a really fascinating picture. Here are the top 20 most dangerous professions in local government based on the total number of reported injuries and illnesses that resulted in days off from work. Photo Credit: phil_g

What can you say? Kids get rowdy sometimes and whether they like it or not, teachers get caught up in horseplay. These professionals get a lot of sprains and cuts, and also, they apparently fall down a lot. According to the BLS, there were nearly a thousand cases of teachers and instructors falling on the “same level,” which is more than most other indoor professions. Total Number of Injuries and Illnesses: 2220 Overexertion: 70 Assaults and Violent Acts: 150 Cuts, Lacerations, Punctures: 140 Sprains, Strains and Tears: 680 Photo Credit: wilpf.org

While they do face their fair share of injuries, these supervisors are shielded from much of the danger that faces normal police officers, as we’ll see later. The biggest threat facing these supervisors is sprains, strains and tears. Total Number of Injuries and Illnesses: 2300 Overexertion: 170 Assaults and Violent Acts: 220 Cuts, Lacerations, Punctures: 40 Sprains, Strains and Tears: 1180 Photo Credit: KOMUnews

This should come as no surprise. The more you work with your hands, the more likely you are to get injured. One of the biggest plagues for construction equipment operators and engineer operators is overexertion, with more than a thousand cases logged. Total Number of Injuries and Illnesses: 2670 Overexertion: 1070 Assaults and Violent Acts: NA Cuts, Lacerations, Punctures: 80 Sprains, Strains and Tears: 1250 Photo Credit: NIOSH

They may be in the business of helping people, but plenty of times nurses are the ones getting bandaged up… Total Number of Injuries and Illnesses: 2980 Overexertion: 890 Assaults and Violent Acts: 350 Cuts, Lacerations, Punctures: 70 Sprains, Strains and Tears: 1460 Photo Credit: joguldi

EMT’s and paramedics lead a hard life, working incredibly long (and strange) hours. Of course, this life does come with its perks – you get the satisfaction of helping people, the thrill of doing so in a fast-paced environment and the opportunity to leave the office and work outdoors. (Check out our recent post on great outdoor careers.) Total Number of Injuries and Illnesses: 3320 Overexertion: 1510 Assaults and Violent Acts: NA Cuts, Lacerations, Punctures: 250 Sprains, Strains and Tears: 1920 Photo Credit: Adrian Miles

Not only is this one of riskier professions, it’s also one of the 25 fastest dying careers. No offense guys, but it might be time to start looking for other work. Total Number of Injuries and Illnesses: 3340 Overexertion: 700 Assaults and Violent Acts: NA Cuts, Lacerations, Punctures: 170 Sprains, Strains and Tears: 1130 Photo Credit: Kalabird

Sure we used to torture out teachers, given these numbers, you’d thing we were REALLY torturing them. Total Number of Injuries and Illnesses: 3510 Overexertion: 190 Assaults and Violent Acts: 200 Cuts, Lacerations, Punctures: 110 Sprains, Strains and Tears: 1040 Photo Credit: Wikimedia.org

Correctional officers and jailers endure some serious beatings at the office. There were more than a thousand reported cases of them getting assaulted, which makes sense given the population with whom they work. Total Number of Injuries and Illnesses: 3860 Overexertion: 240 Assaults and Violent Acts: 1320 Cuts, Lacerations, Punctures: 150 Sprains, Strains and Tears: 1280 Photo Credit: aflcio2008

These supervisors seem to get it a little worse than their police counterparts, but they are still sheltered from much of the risk that fire fighters face in the field. Total Number of Injuries and Illnesses: 3870 Overexertion: 810 Assaults and Violent Acts: NA Cuts, Lacerations, Punctures: 120 Sprains, Strains and Tears: 2180 Photo Credit: Kiwi NZ

It’s probably good that there’s no category for psychological injuries, because if most school buses are anything like mine growing up, then there’s no doubt bus drivers are ruthlessly tormented by kids all the time. Total Number of Injuries and Illnesses: 4560 Overexertion: 370 Assaults and Violent Acts: 40 Cuts, Lacerations, Punctures: 100 Sprains, Strains and Tears: 1520 Photo Credit: laffy4k

Unfortunately, I am completely incapable of thinking about groundskeepers without picturing Groundskeeper Willie from the Simpsons. And if his experiences are in any way indicative of the real thing, then yes, it seems like a pretty rough job. These stats just back that up. Total Number of Injuries and Illnesses: 4590 Overexertion: 1340 Assaults and Violent Acts: 30 Cuts, Lacerations, Punctures: 180 Sprains, Strains and Tears: 2290 Photo Credit: RJL20

There were more than 2000 sprains, strains and tears reported on the job for maintenance and repair workers. But perhaps most intimidating of all, there were 70 cases reported of these workers suffering amputations on the job. Yikes! Total Number of Injuries and Illnesses: 4660 Overexertion: 1120 Assaults and Violent Acts: NA Cuts, Lacerations, Punctures: 330 Sprains, Strains and Tears: 2060 Photo Credit: army.mil

As we’ve seen with the previous medical professions on this list, one of the biggest risks that comes with this kind of work is burn out. The same is true with nursing aides, orderlies and attendants. These guys need to get some more rest time. Nevertheless, several medical professions popped up on our list of the fastest growing jobs. Total Number of Injuries and Illnesses: 4700 Overexertion: 2600 Assaults and Violent Acts: 260 Cuts, Lacerations, Punctures: NA Sprains, Strains and Tears: 2790 Photo Credit: Werner Vermaak

As bad as the school bus drivers have it, city bus drivers seem to have it worse. There’s no doubt that some crazy stuff happens on a public bus. (Just check out this video for proof, though be warned, there is some profanity.) Strangely, of the 300 assaults and violent acts reported against these bus drivers, 90 were caused by animals. Total Number of Injuries and Illnesses: 4750 Overexertion: 520 Assaults and Violent Acts: 300 Cuts, Lacerations, Punctures: 30 Sprains, Strains and Tears: 2130 Photo Credit: unfoldedorigami

Who said recycling was good for everybody? In addition to the thousands of cases of sprains and overexertion, there were several hundred reports of employees being exposed to “harmful substances of environments.” Green or not, that does not sound like fun. Total Number of Injuries and Illnesses: 4750 Overexertion: 1130 Assaults and Violent Acts: 290 Cuts, Lacerations, Punctures: 380 Sprains, Strains and Tears: 1910 Photo Credit: mysza831

Teacher’s assistants get it just as bad as regular teachers do, if not worse. There were more than a thousand reports of assaults and violent acts against teacher assistants in 2008. Unfortunately, there were also some reports of these assistants attacking their students too. Total Number of Injuries and Illnesses: 8290 Overexertion: 980 Assaults and Violent Acts: 1060 Cuts, Lacerations, Punctures: 240 Sprains, Strains and Tears: 3040 Photo Credit: Rex Pe

When you decided to become an elementary school teacher, your main concern is probably just that you might be overworked or pick up a cold occasionally from one of your students. But with nearly a thousand assaults recorded, 2500 cases of sprains, strains and tears, not to mention 1,000 cases of back pain and almost 3000 falls, this is a tough and risky job, to say the least. Total Number of Injuries and Illnesses: 8430 Overexertion: 350 Assaults and Violent Acts: 820 Cuts, Lacerations, Punctures: 160 Sprains, Strains and Tears: 2530 Photo Credit: Chicago 2016 Photos

Other professions may have their risks, but these are the only guys on the list to get injured by “fires and explosion.” There were 680reported cases of heat burns and more than a hundred reported cases of tendonitis. And that doesn’t even get into the criteria below. Bottom line, we think fire fighters deserve all the praise they get for being brave, given all they endure on the job. Total Number of Injuries and Illnesses: 16,800 Overexertion: 5100 Assaults and Violent Acts: 90 Cuts, Lacerations, Punctures: 680 Sprains, Strains and Tears: 10,390 Photo Credit: jeshua.nace

Not only is it grunt work, but it’s dangerous grunt work. There were more than 20,000 injuries and illnesses reported in 2009, many of which were cases of overexertion. But there were plenty of other bizarre and dangerous cases. Nearly 200 reports of chemical burns, 40 cases of amputation and 40 cases of heat burns. Total Number of Injuries and Illnesses: 20,880 Overexertion: 5720 Assaults and Violent Acts: 270 Cuts, Lacerations, Punctures: 1600 Sprains, Strains and Tears: 9360 Photo Credit: Augapfel

These professionals are the toughest of the tough. Not surprisingly, one of the leading causes of injury was assault and other violent acts. Besides that, there were nearly 4,000 reported highway accidents, 110 cases of heat burns and more than 3,000 cases of back pain forcing officers to take some time off. Total Number of Injuries and Illnesses: 24,020 Overexertion: 1520 Assaults and Violent Acts: 4650 Cuts, Lacerations, Punctures: 940 Sprains, Strains and Tears: 9830 Photo Credit: thivierr

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