How to Read Charts, Part 1

There are two things I was never taught, but rather had to learn myself: One is reading putts. The other? Reading charts!

Now, that's not to say I didn't want someone to teach me how to read putts. In fact, as I look back over my golf career, if I had ever managed to be anything better than "acceptable" with the flat stick, I might have really been able to do something with my game. Instead, my usual round consisted of me hitting 17 greens in regulation ... and going one over par!

But all that wasn't nearly as costly as the price I had to pay to learn how to read charts. No, that cost me real money. In fact, if your children ever apply to Traders University, be sure to visit the many fine buildings I've endowed on campus! ...