Gary's Little Instruction Book

"We hold these truths to be self-evident ... "

Boy, now there's a smart piece of writing. You know, the kind of writing every author would like to lay claim to. On the flip side, I guess if I had written that, uh, I'd be dead right now. And that would certainly be no fun!

But that nifty piece of craftsmanship is a nice intro to my piece today, which I suppose could also be called "The Education of Gary." (Or, for music lovers, the "Miseducation of Gary"!) ...