Easy Money: The Magna Chartist

Do you look at the "Mona Lisa" as a head-and-shoulders formation? Do you see a Seurat painting as a point-and-figure chart? Others may regard you as a myopic bore, but you understand the real value of art. You know the secret of aesthetic trading!

Yes, using technical analysis, you can find market signals in your favorite masterpieces. Look at "The Last Supper" and calculate the angle of the bread to the tablecloth, and you'd know how to invest those 30 pieces of silver.

To keep our readers in the avant-garde of aesthetic trading, TSC presents the Magna Chartist. The Magna Chartist can analyze the market trends in any painting or sculpture good enough to be shown on public television. Give him your priceless masterpiece and he'll put a price on it.

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