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Editor's Note: Welcome to "Funny Money," a feature written by New York-based comedian Jeff Kreisler. Lest there be any confusion, please note that this column is a work of satire and intended for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy the weekend.
The Enron case went to the jury, but not before the government told jurors that if they convict, they promise not to tap their phones for two whole weeks.
In related news, BellSouth and Verizon both denied that they shared data with the NSA, and that the government has the phone records to prove it. Oh wait!
The other day, I asked my friend, "Can you hear me now?" and 13 people answered "Yes." One even asked me to "put the lotion in the basket." ...
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