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Editor's Note: Welcome to "Funny Money," a feature written by New York-based comedian Jeff Kreisler. Lest there be any confusion, please note that this column is a work of satire and intended for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy the weekend.
Big news in tech-land this week: Microsoft delayed the release of Windows Vista. Gosh, it might be an extra couple of months before my 2-year-old computer is completely obsolete.
At least Microsoft has learned to stop putting years into their software titles.
Meanwhile, Google launched a finance portal so it can, at least, get ad revenue while everyone watches Google's stock. Ahh, Google. Jack of all trades, master of ... one or two. You're so cute. Just like Prodigy was at your age. ...
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