Funny Money: Omnipotent Leaders

Editor's Note: Welcome to "Funny Money," a feature written by New York-based comedian Jeff Kreisler. Lest there be any confusion, please note that this column is a work of satire and intended for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy the weekend.

As a matter of national security, this column will not include any cartoons.

Alan Greenspan resigned this week, and in his last act, reared up on his hind legs, let out a terrible roar and struck down four Fed governors with a single swipe.

Actually, he raised interest rates, took some furniture, and invested all his personal money in China. Then he solemnly intoned, "Ben Bernanke, I am your father." ...