The Five Dumbest Things on Wall Street This Week

1. Martha Stewart's Jail Bond

Pretend for a moment that you're a reporter covering the Martha Stewart case, and you're looking for someone to comment on what prison life could be like for the domestic goddess.

Well, if you're ABC, CNN, CNBC, Fox, USA Today, MSNBC, The Washington Post, People or The Times of London, you've decided on the same person: Karen Bond.

Unfortunately, if you're any one of those news outlets, you've glossed over a key piece of Bond's particular story. ...