The Five Dumbest Things on Wall Street This Week

1. Over in France, They Think Jerry Lewis Is a Genius

Indulge us here a minute and try to think back to that semester in college you spent studying abroad. Remember how some pathetic guy from your class hooked up with some local girl who spoke hardly any English?

You didn't think to yourself, "Wow, that classmate, whom I once perceived as a loser, is indeed a worldwide chick magnet."

What you thought was, "He's such a loser, the only way he can get a date is to go where people don't know enough English to figure out what a dork he is." ...