The Ima Loser Fund Club

Fund managers are fond of saying that picking stocks is a humbling business. Ditto that for us poor fund-pickers.

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It's a lousy time for growth funds, which have some 40% of their cash in the sagging tech sector, on average, according to Morningstar. Big-, mid- and small-cap growth funds, which got the bulk of cash flows in recent years, are the worst-performing nonsector fund categories over the past year. In that time these fund categories have lost more than a quarter of their value, on average.

On Thursday afternoon I gave in to my more ghoulish instincts and decided to sift all those battered growth funds to find the biggest, most consistent losers vs. similar funds. It's easy to sit back and wonder what kind of a simpleton owns shares of these dogs. Unless, of course, you realize you own one -- and I do. Like a plumber with a leaky faucet or a quarterback whose son tries to dribble a football, I've got some explaining to do: I own one of them.

There's a lesson in this screen for fund-investing vets, as well as another one for neophytes. For the vets: If one of your funds is on this list, it might be time to put it up for review and think long and hard about why you own the funds on it. For novices, learn from my mistake: Don't jump into an aggressive, volatile fund that just came off a really hot year.

First, let me introduce the losers. To find these sad sacks, I singled out those that had at least $100 million in assets and trailed at least three-quarters of their peers over the past one-, three-, five- and 10-year periods. It's hard to consistently trounce your peers, but it's hard to be consistently trounced, too. There are more than 200 growth funds with 10-year track records out there. Only 10 made my dubious list. Here they are, ranked by their losses over the past year.

This is a Growth Fund, Right? These are the only 10 growth funds with more than $100 million in assets that ranked in the bottom 25% over the last one-, three-, five- and 10-year periods.
Large-Cap Growth Funds
Fund	1-Year Return	3-Year Return	5-Year Return
(WEINX Quote)AIM Weingarten	-43.5%	2.0%	10.1%
(PASGX Quote)Phoenix-Engemann Focus Growth	-41.8	4.1	10.2
(FLRFX Quote)Invesco Blue Chip Growth	-41.5	3.0	11.6
(JHNGX Quote)Hancock Large-Cap Growth	-40.1	-7.3	2.4
(PNAPX Quote)BlackRock Large Cap Growth	-38.0	2.2	11.3
(MUIGX Quote)Nationwide Growth	-34.8	-9.2	3.1
Avg. Large-Cap Growth fund	-25.4	8.9	14.2
Mid-Cap Growth Funds
(POEGX Quote)Putnam OTC & Emerging Growth	-74.9	-7.1	-0.4
(INAGX Quote)AXP Strategy Aggressive	-50.1	7.1	11.2
Avg. Mid-Cap Growth fund	-33.4	12.7	13.6
Small-Cap Growth Funds
(KSCAX Quote)Kemper Small Cap Equity	-48.4	-1.9	5.2
(OPOCX Quote)Oppenheimer Discovery	-44.6	2.3	6.9
Avg. Small-Cap Growth fund	-31.6	8.1	11.6
Source: Morningstar. Annualized returns through March 7.

So I own shares of the bleeding, mid-cap growth (POEGX Quote)Putnam OTC & Emerging Growth fund.

But how did I end up owning a fund that has averaged a slight loss over the past five years and a 7% loss annual loss over the past three?

I bought shares in this broker-sold fund five years ago when I took a job at the Boston firm and had never invested in anything before. Like other employees, I didn't have to pay a load, or sales charge, and I was wowed by the fund's 54.8% gain the year before. That topped the S&P 500 by more than 17 percentage points and dusted 96% of its peers.

What I failed to understand was that the fund, which routinely puts the majority of its money in small- and mid-cap tech stocks, is one of the most aggressive around. Given that approach, it has feast-or-famine performance. It trailed almost all of its peers from 1996 to 1998, then rocketed up more than 125% in 1999's frothy tech-stock bonanza, making me feel pretty smart.

Then last year it lost more than half its value and so far this year it's down almost 28%. The fund is among its category's five worst performers since Jan. 1, as well as over the past one-, three- and five-year periods, according to Morningstar. If you're wondering about the folks that hold the reins, co-manager Steve Kirson pounded the table for tech and telecom stocks in a 10 Questions interview last year, a faith Jim Cramer chastised later on.

In the years since I bought my shares of this fund I realized that it was essentially a tech fund and I gave it the same weighting I'd give an aggressive sector fund, less than 10%. So, it's an unpleasant roller-coaster ride but at least it's not a big part of my portfolio.

Whether you own these funds or not, this worst-case scenario does argue for the reliability of an index fund for a core stock holding. After all, a portfolio of these 10 laggard funds would've consistently trailed the (VFINX Quote)Vanguard 500 Index fund.

The Imperfect Portfolio
	100% Imperfect Portfolio	100% (VFINX Quote)Vanguard 500 Index
1-Year	-19.5%	-0.8%
5-Year	14.1	18.3
10-Year	15.1	17.3
Source: Morningstar. Returns through Jan. 31.

A point that shouldn't be overlooked is that these funds that look so brutally ugly now have not always been so unattractive. The (IBGCX Quote)Invesco Blue-Chip Growth fund, for instance, beat its average peer from 1996 through 1999. And the (INAGX Quote)AXP Strategy Aggressive fund beat its peers four of the five years from 1995 through 1999.

Of course, there are funds on the list that are more obvious losers. The broker-sold (JGTAX Quote)John Hancock Growth fund, for instance, has lagged the S&P 500 for seven straight years -- yes, I worked there, too, and no, I don't own that fund.

Interestingly, many of these funds hold the same stocks as their peers, but apparently paid higher prices for them. If we toss the big-cap growth funds on our list into a pot and sift out a cumulative top holdings, we end up with stocks like Cisco Systems, Pfizer and General Electric -- the same names held in many less-ravaged peers.

The Junk Pile

The IPO market surged in 1999, boosting the (IPOSX Quote)IPO Plus Aftermarket fund to a 114% gain and leading Hambrecht & Quist to launch the (HIPAX Quote)H&Q IPO & Emerging Company fund and Metamarkets.com to roll out an IPO fund of their own. Now, however, the downside of launching a fund focused on a sizzling, volatile and narrow sleeve of the market is bearing out: The IPO area is god awful, and these three funds are taking a pretty serious beating.

IP-Oh No
IPO Fund	YTD Return	1-Year Return	3-Year Return
(IPOSX Quote)IPO Plus Aftermarket	-24.3%	-68.5%	-1.6%
Metamarkets.com IPO & New Era	-19.8	N/A	N/A
(HIPAX Quote)H&Q IPO & Emerging Company	-16.5	-70.7	N/A
Source: Morningstar. Annualized returns through March 7.