Which, alas, makes it even easier to own.
Want to get even less particular? To test-drive a Tesla is to own one. If you like to own the stocks of companies that make products you love, then Tesla is golden. It may be the coolest product I have ever brushed up against.
Again, I know, that's a foolish reason to own a stock. Just because you love it, that doesn't mean it's flawless.
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But in this case, the driver experience is a huge positive.
So here's the bottom line: I hate you Tesla! You make the whole process seem so easy that it is almost farcical, which is why the stock remains a cult buy.
At the time of publication, Action Alerts PLUS, which Cramer co-manages as a charitable trust, was long AAPL, ETN, FB, GM, GOOG, NBL and PG.