This account is pending registration confirmation. Please click on the link within the confirmation email previously sent you to complete registration.
Need a new registration confirmation email? Click here
EXCLUSIVE OFFER: Jim Cramer's Protégé, Dave Peltier, only buys Stock Under $10 that he thinks could potentially double or triple in the next 6 to 12-months. See what he's trading today with a 14-day FREE pass.

Kass: Jim Cramer's Pool

"You might catch a Katz
And a biggie named Dicker
Both spouting their spouts
And all earning a bounty.

"You'll probably catch many more writers
Like Ashenberg and Peltier

And, oh by the way,
Did I mention an 'Ask Noah?'

"Then you'll stop for the day
'Cause there's nothing that's bigger
Than Jim's site, so they say.

"Still, of course, it might be
That there is something bigger!

Someone like Rev Shark
A Thing-A-Ma-Jigger!
Rev's a technician so big, if you know what I mean,
That he makes a whale look like a tiny sardine!

"Oh, the site is full of a number of oldies,
Like Hoerth, Williams and Malandrino,
J. Collins, Berman and Krill
And Horween - oh!

If a subscriber is patient,
He might get many more winners!

"And that's why I think
That we all get really bright
As we sit here and read
On Jim Cramer's site!"


This column originally appeared on Real Money Pro at 8:01 a.m. EST on Dec. 23.

At the time of publication, Kass and/or his funds had no positions in the stocks mentioned, although holdings can change at any time.

Doug Kass is the president of Seabreeze Partners Management Inc. Under no circumstances does this information represent a recommendation to buy, sell or hold any security.

Select the service that is right for you!

COMPARE ALL SERVICES
Action Alerts PLUS
Try it NOW

Jim Cramer and Stephanie Link actively manage a real portfolio and reveal their money management tactics while giving advanced notice before every trade.

Product Features:
  • $2.5+ million portfolio
  • Large-cap and dividend focus
  • Intraday trade alerts from Cramer
  • Weekly roundups
TheStreet Quant Ratings
Try it NOW
Only $49.95/yr

Access the tool that DOMINATES the Russell 2000 and the S&P 500.

Product Features:
  • Buy, hold, or sell recommendations for over 4,300 stocks
  • Unlimited research reports on your favorite stocks
  • A custom stock screener
  • Upgrade/downgrade alerts
Stocks Under $10
Try it NOW

David Peltier, uncovers low dollar stocks with extraordinary upside potential that are flying under Wall Street's radar.

Product Features:
  • Model portfolio
  • Stocks trading below $10
  • Intraday trade alerts
  • Weekly roundups
Dividend Stock Advisor
Try it NOW

Jim Cramer's protege, David Peltier, identifies the best of breed dividend stocks that will pay a reliable AND significant income stream.

Product Features:
  • Diversified model portfolio of dividend stocks
  • Alerts when market news affect the portfolio
  • Bi-weekly updates with exact steps to take - BUY, HOLD, SELL
Real Money Pro
Try it NOW

All of Real Money, plus 15 more of Wall Street's sharpest minds delivering actionable trading ideas, a comprehensive look at the market, and fundamental and technical analysis.

Product Features:
  • Real Money + Doug Kass Plus 15 more Wall Street Pros
  • Intraday commentary & news
  • Ultra-actionable trading ideas
Options Profits
Try it NOW

Our options trading pros provide daily market commentary and over 100 monthly option trading ideas and strategies to help you become a well-seasoned trader.

Product Features:
  • 100+ monthly options trading ideas
  • Actionable options commentary & news
  • Real-time trading community
  • Options TV
DOW 16,514.37 +65.12 0.40%
S&P 500 1,879.55 +7.66 0.41%
NASDAQ 4,161.4580 +39.9120 0.97%

Our Tweets

Brokerage Partners

Top Rated Stocks Top Rated Funds Top Rated ETFs