Kass: Jim Cramer's Pool
"Any kind! Any shape! Any color or size!
You might catch some winners that would open your eyes!
I won't be surprised if a Tillier appears!
Complete with a collar and long floppy ears!
Whoofing along! And perhaps we might chase
A whole lot of right straight to this place!
"You might catch a Price -- yeah that Price is usually right (!)
Or an 'I Got The' Balas
With a precision-like tail!
You might get hot with a 'Burn Baby' Byrne
Who makes portfolios sail!
With that incredible pen
For producing the models
That winners portend. You might catch a sensible Gayed
An Arnold or a Lang
Or even a Collins (not Phil but a Tim!)
Who is really sporty! "You might catch a Morrow, a Moreno or a Gabriel
Now mightn't you, now!?! You might catch a Stalter
Whose ideas pay for my chow.
Some fish from London.
Like Real Money Pro-- so hot,
Might decide to sign up!
Well they might, might they not? "Or racing up north for a chance to get right,
Full steam ahead for Jim Cramer's site Some lucrative winners
Like my 'fav, 'The Divine Ms. M.'
From beyond Hudson Bay
Might decide to swim down,
Might be headed Jim's way! It's a pretty long trip,
But they might, and they may. "You might catch a Versace (not the designer, it's Chris!)
A Graff or a Jensen "Or even travel 'Downtown' with Josh Brown Well, you might. It depends.
A long-twisting CNBC chatting "Herbela" Greenberg
With a lot of strange bends
And, oddly enough,
With a pen on both ends! "One doesn't catch this kind of winner as a rule,
But the chances are fine in Jim Cramer's pool! "You might find a Ponsi 'Scheme'
An observer with muscle,
Might grab at your bait,
Then would you have a tussle! "To land one so valuable might take two or three hours,
But the next might be easy,
Like Melvin, who likes flowers
Or you might catch a winner
From a stranger place yet!
Like Fitzpatrick, from the world's highest river,
In far-off Tibet.
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