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Microsoft Stinks So Bad It Hurts

That made me understand something. If it hadn't been for the reaction I witnessed in Skid Row, I just would have walked by with a standard oh-ah and gone on with my life. Most of us have become desensitized to waste at any level. I mean I live near neighborhoods where people routinely spend seven figures on a home only to tear it down and build a bigger place. Talk about excess.

So when I see articles such as Microsoft is Getting Nokia's Phone Business for a Song, I laugh because ...

Spot on.

But also because a few years from now we'll look back and report on the $7 billion write-down Microsoft had to take because of what will, without doubt, end up a failed acquisition.

We'll casually add that write-down to the $6.2 billion one Ballmer had to take subsequent to the aQuantive debacle. And the nearly $1 billion write-down Ballmer had to take on unsold Surface tablets. Another incredibly expensive failure.

We'll treat $7.2 billion like it's not a lot of money because, relatively speaking in tech and big business, I guess it isn't. Just like the rendered-useless $65,000 Caddy, relatively speaking, doesn't disrupt my sense of money's value like it does a homeless and/or poor person in Skid Row.

And Steve Ballmer will just roll over and order another piña colada or whatever he plans to do in retirement. Same with everybody involved in this absolutely mindless decision.

Nokia brings nothing to the table except tens of thousands more employees to add even more bloat to an already overcrowded and aimless organization. Apple (AAPL) sealed the fate of both companies when it moved on mobile devices as Blackberry (BBRY) was fading. This deal amounts to little more than a gathering of losers. It's not as if Microsoft purchased a division in a company that has done anything different, better or more innovative than Microsoft has.

I could continue, but others have exposed this deal for the hollow joke it is.

Personally, at the risk of being naive, idealistic or whatever, I just can't get past the fact that one man and one company can blow so much cash -- irrespective of the fact that they both have plenty more -- and we chalk it up as the cost of doing business.

Wasn't there a better way for Microsoft to spend $7.2 billion of its hoard? From Apple's inane capital return to shareholders to this certifiably insane decision by Microsoft, it's clear that all of this money is merely burning holes in tech companies' pockets. They're wasting it. Spending on the hope that something good might come of it. That things just might work out.

At this point, Ballmer has set himself up to end up in the same category as James Balsillie. Maybe worse. At least the RIM co-founder can take credit for starting the smartphone craze. There's nothing Ballmer can -- or should have the nerve to -- take credit for at Microsoft other than its sad decline.

-- Written by Rocco Pendola in Santa Monica, Calif.

Rocco Pendola is a columnist and TheStreet's Director of Social Media. Pendola makes frequent appearances on national television networks such as CNN and CNBC as well as TheStreet TV. Whenever possible, Pendola uses hockey, Springsteen or Southern California references in his work. He lives in Santa Monica.
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