- As they started to crawl, so did the news across the bottom of the television screen.
- Having a chat has seldom involved talking.
- Eminem and LL Cool J could show up at parents’ weekend.
- Gaga has never been baby talk.
- They have known only two presidents.
- They have never attended a concert in a smoke-filled arena.
- The U.S. has always been trying to figure out which side to back in Middle East conflicts.
- A Wiki has always been a cooperative web application rather than a shuttle bus in Hawaii.
- Washington, D.C. tour buses have never been able to drive in front of the White House.
- Their parents’ car CD player is so ancient and embarrassing.
- Jurassic Park has always had rides and snack bars, not free-range triceratops and velociraptors.
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