NEW YORK (TheStreet) -- Imagine you and I (yes, you!) sitting in a bar just off Wall Street -- maybe on Stone Street -- or we're at the Stone Pony in Asbury Park. Maybe we're enjoying a Molson Export in Toronto, a Guinness pint in Dublin or just a regular old Amstel Light in a suburban Phoenix strip mall-situated tavern.
That's the context from which this conversation spews. Sarcastic, but genuine. Even loving. I mean what I say, yet I mean no harm. The beer is reasonably flowing; we can be honest and leave it all on the ice.
Deep down I think that, by and large, social conservatives are maniacs. I count some great friends and family members in this group of nut cases. I reserve similar judgment (it's so wrong to judge, but all do!) for whacked-out Libertarians and self-righteous California Toyota Prius owners. So it's all good. Plus, I'm buying the next round.
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