Bunny Ranch Offers Free Girlfriend Experience To Manti Te'o & College Football Players
CARSON CITY, Nev., Jan. 24, 2013 /PRNewswire/ -- In the wake of the Manti Te'o/ Notre Dame "girlfriend hoax" scandal, a Bunny Ranch prostitute is vowing not to have the same thing happen at her alma mater, The University Of Michigan. Krissy Summers, a former Michigan cheerleader who is currently working at Dennis Hof's legal brothel that is the subject of HBO and Cinemax reality shows, is offering her "girlfriend experience" to any Michigan football player who wants to make sure that he doesn't fall prey to the rouse that victimized The Fighting Irish linebacker. Any current member of The Wolverines roster is invited to visit her at The Bunny Ranch for a free "girlfriend experience" party, which showcases the type of personal and sincere connection that Te'o no doubt thought he was forming with the girl that he thought he had fallen in love with via the internet. "The girlfriend experience" is a widely used term for the most sensual, intimate style of sexual liaisons available at The Bunny Ranch, and Miss Summers says that it happens to be her specialty.
"I pride myself on providing my clients with the most personal and fulfilling memories imaginable" says Summers. "What happened to Manti is nothing that anyone should ever have to associate with having a girlfriend. Had he come to The Bunny Ranch, I can guarantee that he would not only have avoided being exploited, but he would have a girl who would still be running around in her #5 jersey, cheering him on!"
Krissy says that in addition to looking out for her University Of Michigan players, she is even willing to put her collegiate loyalties aside and accompany Manti Te'o to the upcoming NFL draft, where he is expected to go as a high pick. "After everything this poor guy has been through, I want to show him what a real "girlfriend experience" can be like. I'd like to make up to him some of the pain and embarrassment that this has caused".
Summers says that The University Of Michigan athletic boosters approach her all the time for donations, and this is a way in which she is uniquely qualified to offer support. "I got a great education at Michigan, and I'm always happy to give back".Schedule interviews with Krissy Summers and Dennis Hof by contacting firstname.lastname@example.org or (775) 720-9090. Or email@example.com (775) 246-9901 x811. SOURCE Dennis Hof, owner of Bunny Ranch
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