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I had to punch myself. It was almost as if it were a play staged among tech executives in a bygone era, one when you could expect stocks to gap up instantaneously and then never look back.
I'm talking about Tuesday night's Oracle (ORCL) conference call. There were record numbers everywhere; new software and cloud revenues were up 18%; and the U.S. business was on fire, up 22%. Europe was incredibly strong, with 12% growth and an expansion of headcount because there is so much business to take. How strong was Europe? It came in just a percentage point behind the great growth area that is Asia pacific.
Not only were those regions terrific, but get this. Remember that sound you are supposed to hear at the end of every tech year, the sound of a budget flushing as companies spend their information-technology dollars before they go away? You could hear it loud and clear on the Oracle quarter. It was just like the old days.
No, it was actually better. Get a listen to what Oracle co-founder and Chief Financial Officer Safra Catz had to say when she was asked about spending -- whether it's being crimped by the worries over the financial cliff:
"Well, as you can see in our numbers, people want to spend their budgets, continue to spend their budgets. We're having an absolutely wonderful December so far. So what's going on in Washington, I don't know who necessarily it is influencing today, but I can tell you our customers have been spending money with us, even in here in December."
It gets better. A few years back Oracle spent $7.5 billion to buy Sun Micro -- a deal that was initially perceived as offering some merit, but was subsequently criticized as a gigantic waste of money.
On this call, CEO Larry Ellison stuck a fork into that negativity by saying, "Sun has already proven to be the most strategic and profitable acquisition Oracle has ever made."
I am sure the skeptics will say, "Hold on, this hardware purchase has been a gross-margin killer for the software based in Oracle for years and years." But Ellison says the Java-programming software that came with Sun is what has made the deal a huge winner. Now that the hardware portion of the acquisition has been downsized, he expects the news from the Sun deal will just get better and better.