When these United States decide to screw up en masse, baby, do we do it by the caseload.
For reasons I have never heard explained, somehow during the early part of the 20th century even our smartest citizens agreed that alcohol -- in any form -- was the road to ruin. Historical filmmaker Ken Burns made a fabulous documentary on the grinding process of how in 1919 we passed the 18th Amendment banning the stuff.
Never mind organized crime or Al Capone; nothing but pure foolishness ensued."During Prohibition, temperance activists hired a scholar to rewrite the Bible by removing all references to alcohol beverages," is my favorite moment from the timeline on ProhibitionRepeal.com. It took us a while -- almost 13 years -- but in 1933 we realized our errors. Congress passed the 21st Amendment repealing the 18th. And we relearned a cornerstone of democracy: It's easier to regulate than forbid. "What America needs now is a drink," said then President Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Uncivil ErrorsWhen America does not see its mistakes for what they are, quite simply, horror ensues. When you sit through Steven Spielberg's Thanksgiving hit Lincoln -- which you should -- realize that during the Civil War our nation struggled to manage the war dead. Photographers such as Mathew Brady documented how many of the hundreds of thousands of Americans killed lay in open fields rotting. Drew Gilpin Faust, who now runs Harvard University, wrote the definitive book on the errors made in managing war casualties in This Republic of Suffering. Eventually we created national cemeteries to inter these war casualties, including the Gettysburg National Cemetery (which by the by is what Lincoln was dedicating when he gave his Gettysburg Address). But we made -- and still make -- a terrible mistake. "Confederate burials did not receive placement in the national cemetery," says the National Park Service website for the Gettysburg National Cemetery -- a fact that still infuriates many from south of the Mason-Dixon Line. Just ask my New Orleans in-laws and they will tell you flat out of their relatives who were left to the feral hogs while Lincoln redecorated the White house. No matter what you do, you don't deserve that.
Learning From the Digital MistakeThis leads us smack into the today's dead serious investor lesson: dealing with our dunderheadedness in this digital age. Considering how world class we Americans are at getting stuff wrong, is it really that much of a stretch that we muffed the rollout of never-before-seen digital technologies? Is it that much of a step to wonder if the foundations of say, Google (GOOG), Facebook (FB), LinkedIn (LNKD), Pinterest and Twitter -- and all the rest of this digital nonsense -- were not erected on the logical high ground? Personally I don't think it is. But that one is up to you. Either way, we should give thanks we live in a place where we can be this stupid and still have the chance to survive.
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