It's a shame when a pizza company schools tech companies on how to innovate and engineer a turnaround.
Of course, I mentioned Dell initially, but did not include them in this portion of the conversation.
I'm not sure what, if anything, is going on over there. Whenever I think of Dell,
an interview Maria Bartiromo did with Michael Dell back in June
comes to mind. I'm sure Maria is still trying to figure out if the CEO actually answered any of her solid questions.
HP, Dell and RIM have one choice if they hope to survive: Feel the urge to merge and follow through. In fact, there's no good reason, assuming you can take the various egos out of the equation, for these three companies not to combine. You would also need each board of directors to cooperate.
Of course, a deal would have to get past both American and Canadian regulators. The Canadian government would also have to approve what would likely amount to foreign ownership of RIM. No worries on both counts.
Any good lawyer could make the case that an HP-Dell-RIM hookup
competition. Right now, firms such as Apple, Cisco and IBM run circles around these guys. Consolidation might actually give them a fighting chance.
As for the Canadian parliament -- RIM has become such a national embarrassment that Canada should have been shopping the company around early in 2011.
If something so dramatic were to happen, pretty much all upper management at all three companies needs to get blown out. Consolidate operations in Silicon Valley, Manhattan, Austin and Waterloo. Hire a young tech hotshot. Somebody with some vision. Somebody like Marissa Mayer, but even more aggressive. Create some excitement.
Sounds crazy, I know. But it's no more crazy than telling shareholders you're going to do what's already been done and fail at it one more time. By contrast, my idea appears far more sane and logical.
At the time of publication the author held no positions in any of the stocks mentioned.
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