NEW YORK ( TheStreet) -- I've never been a person who tells a great joke. In fact, if there is a good joke, chances are I would end up screwing up either the delivery or the punch line, or both.But have you heard the one about Apple's (AAPL - Get Report) impending collapse following its earnings miss on Tuesday? It is said to be of "RIM-like proportions." If you haven't heard it, you're not missing anything because the joke is not very funny.
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