Gallons of beer per person: 25.28
Look at that number: That's being drunk by a little Alpine/Adriatic country of little more than 2 million people. That's the equivalent of everyone in Houston drinking more than keg and a half of beer a year. The concessions counters at the Toyota (TM) Center and Minute Maid (KO) Field couldn't keep up. Reliant Stadium would turn into a giant beer garden during Oktoberfest. Even crazier? It would all be lager. Slovenia's beer market is about 95% lager and dominated by the Lasko and Union brands made by locally owned Lasko Brewery. They've cornered a small market, but it's a thirsty one. Fifth-drunkest country: Estonia
Gallons of beer per person: 26.34
The former Soviet states just love their beer, but none more so than Estonia. Estonians have been making beer in some form since the sixth century and opened their first breweries back in the 13th century. Saku Brewery was founded in 1820 and has been brewing lagers, porters, pilsners and blonde ales since Estonia declared independence in 1993. A. Le Coq Brewery dates back to 1807 and controls yet another third of the Estonian market with its porter, Viru pilsner, premium lager, Edelweiss wheat beer and numerous other varieties. Is it any good? Ask the folks drinking two full 13-gallon European kegs of it a year.
Gallons of beer per person: 26.58
Though it rarely gets its due among beer lovers in the U.S., Austria has a pervasive beer culture built on a lighter, more caramel-flavored German Marzen lager. If beer lovers get the chance to visit or get to a beer bar here with a long import list, Steigl's Helles and Hefeweizen, a can of Ottakringer Helles or a coffee-flavored Gosser are worth a taste. Third-drunkest country: Germany
Gallons of beer per person: 27.9
Do we really have to explain why beer is popular in Germany? Do we need to go through the explanations of wheat beers, Kolsch, Helles, Marzen, beer steins, beer boots, Oktoberfest or the German beer purity law -- Reinheitsgebot -- that limited ingredients to water, hops and malt? Do we have to explain why the largest country on this list at 82 million people still drinks nearly 28 gallons of beer per person each year? Yes? Then stop reading, because you clearly just hate beer. Second-drunkest country: Ireland
Gallons of beer per person: 29.43
Thank the folks at Guinness for that image of a tall, dark glass of dry stout topped with a finger of silky foam that comes to mind every time "beer" and "Ireland" enter the same sentence. Just don't thank the Irish. Not only does the country make a great red ale and other perfectly pleasant styles, but it often prefers the styles it doesn't make at all. Euromonitor found that Guinness' market share has slipped from more than 31% in 2006 to just 27% last year. Budweiser, Heineken and Carlsberg lagers now account for 33.8% of Irish market share, while lager in general is well over 60% of what fills Irish pints these days. The drunkest country: Czech Republic
Gallons of beer per person: 38.04
That's right: Czechs drink more than two full U.S. kegs of beer and nearly double the amount of beer enjoyed by their U.S. counterparts. American tourists who've paid about $1 for a pint of Staropramen, Budvar, Gambrinus, Radegast or Pilsner Urquell in Prague know why it's difficult to turn one down, but beer lovers who can appreciate a cask-conditioned glass of pilsner from Pilsen know why this country is beer nirvana. The monks have been brewing here for centuries, the place is awash in hops and the ubiquitous beer coupled with local culture have been Bohemian longer than most American hipster enclaves have been considered "Bohemia." -- Written by Jason Notte in Boston. >To contact the writer of this article, click here: Jason Notte. >To follow the writer on Twitter, go to http://twitter.com/notteham. >To submit a news tip, send an email to: firstname.lastname@example.org.