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Why Does Jamie Dimon Suffer for Just $23 Million?

Perhaps needless to say, Dan Och does not go on wringing his hands for 38 pages over the state of the world. It's just six pages, one of which is taken up by charts, while pull-quotes beef up the other five pages considerably.

Here's a sample sentence. "Despite rapidly changing and difficult market conditions in 2011, we were able to capitalize on a broad range of opportunities in multiple geographies without excessive exposure in any one area."

First You Screw Up, Then Lie and Finally Die

See? No muss, no fuss.

Dear Jamie, why do you suffer? Start a hedge fund. Kick back, enjoy life.

-- Written by Dan Freed in New York.

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Disclosure: TheStreet's editorial policy prohibits staff editors, reporters and analysts from holding positions in any individual stocks.
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