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The 5 Dumbest Things 'April Fool's' Quiz

Stock quotes in this article: WBMD, BX, M, MSO, JACK, JNJ, CCL, DIS, VZ

8. Which movie actor signed on with the FBI this February as a paid spokesman in a media campaign to combat insider trading?

A. Charlie Sheen

B. Alec Baldwin

C. Al Pacino

D. Michael Douglas

9. Disney's (DIS) John Carter may have cost $350 million to make and market, but it finished in second place in its opening weekend at the U.S. box office. Which film came in first?

A. The Lorax

B. The Muppets

C. Alvin & The Chipmunks

D. The Hunger Games

10. According to a March regulatory filing, how much was Verizon (VZ) CEO Ivan Seidenberg paid in 2011 despite his leaving the CEO position only seven months into the year?

A. $26.4 million

B. $18.1 million

C. $17.5 million

D. $1 plus free long distance for a full year

BONUS: BATS failed in its attempt to go public on March 23rd due to technical errors. What is the company's primary business?

A. Baseball equipment maker

B. Vampire movie producer

C. Belfry supplier

D. Global Stock exchange

-- Written by Gregg Greenberg in New York.

Disclosure: TheStreet's editorial policy prohibits staff editors and reporters from holding positions in any individual stocks.
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