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MELBOURNE, Australia ( TheStreet) -- Foster's Lager is now about as Australian as Outback Steakhouse.
SABMiller -- aka
MolsonCoors(TAP) or MillerCoors, depending on what corner of North America you inhabit -- agreed this morning to buy Australian brewer Foster's Group Ltd. and its mini-oil-drum-sized cans of lager for $10.2 billion. This is a huge deal in Australia, where Foster's still accounts for more than 50% of the nation's beer drinking through its flagship, Victoria and Carlton labels. As part of the deal, SABMiller promised not to move Foster's headquarters out of Melbourne despite flagging beer sales.
SABMiller's $10.2 billion buyout of Foster's chugs the notion of national beer identity.
Here in North America, it means absolutely nothing. The Foster's consumed here is brewed by Molson under license and is just a cog in London-based SABMiller's beer-lubricated branding machine, which poured out 61.5 million barrels and put $668 million in the till in North America alone last year. A good portion of that revenue came from "American" Miller, Coors and Keystone products and "Canadian" Molson and Carling beers, but also from "Dutch," "Indian" and "Italian" beer lines.
MolsonCoors' main competitor, Belgium-based
Anheuser-Busch InBev(BUD), is just as adept at putting colorful international costumes on its multinational mercenary stable of malted beverages. The beer giant did $36.3 billion in worldwide business last year while slinging 101.7 million barrels of suds in the U.S. alone. Budweiser, a beer that's made itself a yellow, fizzy manifestation of all things American, has been roughly as red, white and blue as french fries and waffles since A-B merged with InBev in 2008.
Netherlands-based Heineken International's worldwide holdings, meanwhile, culls beers from Italy, the Czech Repubic, Poland, Spain and Bulgaria to fuel the $22.4 billion worth of global revenue it raked in last year. We'd tell you straight out what beers London-based
Diageo(DEO) owns, but we'd still like to show our faces in South Boston on St. Patrick's Day.