Sony, Electronic Arts Join Vampire-Zombie War

LOS ANGELES (TheStreet) -- Do you shriek when a doctor pricks your finger for blood work, but swoon at the thought of Robert Pattinson draining your capillaries? Do you wish your home was a few stories higher just in case the dead come back to life?

No? Congratulations, you're the last normal human being on Earth among hordes of horror nerds and bloodthirsty romantics. In case you've been too busy playing with troll dolls and collecting angels to notice, vampires and zombies have been locked in a pop culture death match lately -- with corporations and Hollywood studios struggling to catch up. It's not just your brains and blood they want, but every dollar and waking minute you have left.

"Vampires represent a kind of classic female nerd fantasy: Pale stranger walks into your world and takes you away from your apartment full of cat hair into a world of sexy darkness," says Jake Swearingen, author of Diary of the Living Dead or: Are You There God? It's Me. Also, a Bunch of Zombies and an editor at pop culture site Zimbio.com. "Zombies are a flip side of that for dudes: the zombie apocalypse takes you away from your job at GameStop(GME Quote) into a world of gun-toting alpha male."

In both cases, the nerds have gone all-in. Stephenie Meyer's Twilight (Little, Brown Young Readers 2006) book series has sold more than 70 million copies worldwide. The movie adaptation from Sony's(SNY Quote) Summit Entertainment has raked in more than $380 million worldwide, adding $161 million in DVD sales.

The first season of HBO's decidedly less prudish True Blood, which earned three Emmy nominations for its portrayal of sultry Southern bloodsuckers, has sold 1.3 million copies on DVD and Blu-ray discs. The show has inspired a blood-orange drink, which leaves less of a smudge on Dracula's cape than the forthcoming Twilight line of beauty products launching just before the New Moon sequel opens in theaters in November. The CW hopes to squeeze a few dollars out of fang mania when it turns The Vampire Diaries into a show this month.