Cramer's 'Mad Money' Recap: The Pizza Connection

"I say hallelujah," was Cramer's response. "I would buy every single one of those stocks."

The second caller asked if he was diversified with these five stocks: Ford (F Quote), Hovnanian (HOV Quote), Celgene (CELG Quote), E*Trade (ETFC Quote) and ValueClick (VCLK Quote).

While Cramer called the portfolio "perfectly diversified," he said the caller was in the house of pain. He suggested the player keep Celgene and maybe ValueClick, but sell the others.

"This is a tough portfolio and I don't want you to stand still," Cramer said.

The next player's portfolio was made up of the following five holdings: JPMorgan (JPM Quote), Johnson & Johnson (JNJ Quote), Exxon Mobil (XOM Quote), Altria (MO Quote) and Caterpillar (CAT Quote), the latter two of which Cramer owns for his charitable trust.

Cramer told the player he had a "picture perfect" portfolio.

The final caller said she owned these five names: Yamana Gold (AUY Quote), BPZ Resources (BZP Quote), Triple-S Management (GTS Quote), Intel (INTC Quote) and NightHawk (NHWK Quote).

Cramer saluted the portfolio and told the caller she was diversified.

Mad Mail

During the "Mad Mail" segment, Cramer told an emailer that while he doesn't like the fact that Shaw Group (SGR Quote) CEO J. Bernhard is selling shares of the company, he likes Shaw Group, and the stock was up three points today.