Cramer's 'Mad Money' Recap: Buy a Boring Bank ETF

Beyond its 6% yield, Cramer likes that United has more than $194 million in cash without any debt. As it recently cut costs in its dial-up operations -- keeping in mind that one-third of Americans still use dial-up for their Internet access -- Cramer called for "anywhere from $1 to $1.10" in EPS for next year.

Cramer told viewers to wait for United to come down to $14. If the price isn't right, "take a pass" or simply wait. Altogether, this is an investment that will please all kinds of investors because it's "one side for the cautious" and one side "for the risk."

Rolling on the Riverbed

Deeming technology "a way of being away" from the turbulent mortgage industry, Cramer told investors to keep an eye on the tech sector. Technology-related stocks did well during the "credit crunch" of 1990, and he believes that history will repeat itself for the better.

Recommending Riverbed Technology (RVBD Quote), a top player in the field of worldwide data services, Cramer took a call from Jerry Kennelly, its chairman and CEO.

Cramer asked about the company's forthcoming Steelhead Mobile product, which is being extended to laptop technology. Kennelly said that because workers no longer just go to the office from 8 to 5 but rather work 24/7 around the world, he emphasized that with the product, users will be able to do "remote work at the same speed" as they do in their offices.

Predicting that there will be more than 543.1 million mobile office workers by 2009, Cramer called it a buy at under $40.

To view Cramer's interview with Jerry Kennelly, please click here.

Lightning Round

Cramer was bullish on Under Armour (UA Quote), Crocs (CROX Quote), Texas Instruments (TXN Quote), Analog Devices (ADI Quote), Intel (INTC Quote), Consolidated Edison (ED Quote), Deere (DE Quote), Agrium (AGU Quote), Monsanto (MON Quote), Seaspan (SSW Quote), Eagle Bulk Shipping (EGLE Quote), General Maritime(GMR Quote) Integrys Energy (TEG Quote), NYSE Euronext (NYX Quote) and Air Products & Chemical (APD Quote).

Cramer was bearish on Atmel (ATML Quote), Hansen Natural (HANS Quote), Terra Nitrogen (TNH Quote), American Electric (AEP Quote), Akamai (AKAM Quote) and GrafTech (GTI Quote).

For more of Cramer's insights during the Lightning Round, click here.

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