Dykstra: It's Time to Hit the Sirf Options

Meanwhile, the much-anticipated Rocket launch, scheduled for today, has been delayed due to Roger Clemens' fatigued right groin. It is uncertain as to when the Rocket will be cleared; however, it appears as though he will need plenty of booster engines and perhaps some extraterrestrial help to propel the Yankees into contention.

In the Stanley Cup Finals, the Senators took Game 3 on home ice to cut the Ducks' lead to 2-1, with Game 4 tonight in Ottawa. In the NBA, Cleveland is rejoicing as the upstart Cavaliers took four straight from the Detroit Pistons to win the Eastern Conference Finals, after going down 2-0. Game 5 featured one of the greatest single performances in NBA playoff history, as LeBron James scored 29 of the Cavaliers' last 30 points in a thrilling double-overtime victory in Detroit.

In the series clincher in Cleveland, King James played a great all-around game, but the shooting star was Daniel Gibson, an unheralded rookie from Texas, who exploded for a career-high 31 points, hitting seven of nine from three-point land. For their accomplishment, the Cavaliers face the arduous task of toppling San Antonio, defended by the likes of Tim Duncan, Tony Parker and Manu Ginobli.

On the red clay at Roland Garros, the French Open slides into its second week with both Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal still alive. At Muirfield Village in Dublin, Ohio, on the course that Jack built, Phil Mickelson had to withdraw midway through the first round, and Tiger Woods did not have his usual snarl. The winner of The Memorial was K.J. Choi, who shot a 17-under-par 271 to win by one stroke over Ryan Moore. Despite shooting a final round 67, Tiger finished tied for 15th with a 279, eight strokes off the pace.

Always Remember: Life is a journey, enjoy the ride!